Forest

I'm back in the game. I start out in a forest and it's not long before I'm confronted by a nude man. He throws some low and high punches which I easily block. I kick him in the testicles with a spinning side kick. SQUUAAK! " Guirhhk my balls! You broke my balls!" He grabs his crushed nuts and hops up and down a few times before falling on the ground in a fetal position then disappearing like most defeated foes in video games.

I got 10 gold pieces and 50 experience points for dispatching him plus 20 extra exp for breaking his balls. My celebration is short lived as another naked attacker approaches. Quickly I get on my knees and as he gets into range I deliver a vicious uppercut to his gonads. Again I can feel his pixilated testicles shatter between my knuckles and his pelvis. That's 15 more gold pieces and 70 exp counting the bonus for smashing his nuts. SCHRRUUNCH! "Oooff..my ..nuts!"

I love the sound effects in this game! I love being inside this game! Total immersion! Best of all I love being the character Elena! She's so strong and skilled in karate. Oh here comes another asshole. Before he can do anything I ram my knee into his nuts. SCOOGLE! "AAARRGHH! MY GROIN!"

A woman's voice booms out." THREE RUPTURE COMBO BONUS!" I get 200 EXP and 500 GP for smashing their goobers.

By the time I reach the village of Kendai I've leveled up and amassed 10,000 GP. All from busting balls. I think I'll save my game and rest a bit. Back to the real world.