Late Night

I woke up to find Lucy nuzzled into me. Looking at the time I find it's near 1am, fuck it's late. I get up to go get some water, carefully moving as not to disturb Lucy.

Heading down into the kitchen I quickly pour a glass of water. Heleth seemed to also be there in the corner of my eye.

"Having any more dirty thoughts about your sister," she asks trying to **** me.

'Having you around is like having a constant bully intrude on my private thoughts'

"And this bully is attached at the hip unfortunately," she gestures a her hand in a fake crying motion.

'Anyways, what do you make of this whole Viv situation?'

"I love a crazy nymphomaniac, she's perfect for you."

'Except...." I pause waiting for her to figure out the issue.

Heleth sighs, "except she's a cheater, dating your best friend, and you guys really don't have much in common"

'I'm glad you see the issue'

Before I could get another word out, Heleth interrupts me again, "but you guys have some crazy sexual chemistry, meters through the roof."

I sigh, 'Yeah the sex is great, but I can't find myself liking her, or even myself when I'm with her'

She puts her hand on my shoulder, "relationships aren't easy Ed, I'm a demon and even I know that."

'I guess it's wierd,' I sip my water, 'I know I'm not in a relationship with Viv, or Alex, or even Wendy. However it feels different between those people when I think about them.'

"You're a caring individual," she yawns, "even for a human you are more caring then you realize, it's ironic that you have a parasite that's not so caring"

I sat there thinking about Heleths words, I'm not as caring as she says. She's just trying to reassure me. Truth is, I'm indifferent to most things. More selfish than selfless.

As I was self reflecting, someone broke my trance, "Hey Bro!" It was Dee.

"Oh hey, did I wake you?" I ask awkwardly.

She stretches sticking out her big chest, "nah, I was just up. Speaking of which, what are you doing up?"

"I couldn't sleep, plus my current roommate is the surface of the sun," I refer to Lucy.

Dee laughs, "Lucy's staying with you, that's odd."

I playfully slap her shoulder, "I remind you that we're twins."

"Twins that don't get along," she retorts.

I chuckle, "we actually been doing pretty good recently."

"How the fuck did you manage that?" Her mouth drops.

"I'm charming, I have my ways" I play it off nonchalantly.

Dee calls out my bullshit, "no way, talking to you is like talking a to a tree."

"I wouldn't say that, I put the moves on Alex."

Dee sighs, "first of all, I heard. Secondly, gross."

"You set us up, to be fair." I goad her

She gags, "Yeah I still don't want to hear about your sex life, and Alex is anything but quiet," She looks down at my crotch.

It doesn't go unnoticed by me, "why did you look down there?"

Dee shakes her head, "Oh sorry, Alex just said some things. Obviously she probably exaggerated."

My eyes go wide, "what did she say? You have to tell me Dee."

"No it's gross, also it's between girls." She tries to brush it off.

"Oh my god!" I exclaim, "I was that bad!"

Dee puts her hand over my mouth, "be quiet do you wanna wake mom up, and no nothing like that."

I remove her hand, "then tell me"

"Fine, again she was probably exaggerating and I don't believe her. Probably just trying to mess with me, but she said you were hung. Not like slightly big, more like third leg. Are you happy?"

"Oh, I could of told you that." I smile.

Dee slaps my chest, "there's no way, stop fucking with me."

"No genuinely, I'm pretty big."

"Ew gross, also no girl wants a dick that big." She says.

"I would argue otherwise, for example Alex."

"You're fucking lying, at that size you could kill someone. There's no way your dick is that big."

"I'm not, and I'm pretty sure girls. Regular girls not weirdos like you enjoy it." I goad her knowing she won't actually inquire further.

"Prove it, take your pants off." She makes eye contact.

We've entered a game of chicken, my masculinity at stake. If I don't take my pants off, I have a micro dick (not actually but the impression is there), but if I show my dick then I just flashed my sister. "Fine, I'll prove it" I pull my pants down, I don't know why but I start getting hard. Finally it releases, monster cock for all to see.

Dee stands there and stares at it, not saying a word. "Umm Dee, you there?" I ask breaking the silence and her stare.

"Uh, yeah. I guess you're right, now put that weapon away" her face turns red.

I pull my pants up, sheathing my sword. "Alright, what do I win?"

"What!?!" Dee says her breath growing heavy.

"We did make a bet, and I clearly won."

"Pride, I guess" she says as she walks away, "go to bed Ed."

I head back up to my room and so does Dee, Lucy was still passed out and I lay down next to her. I was falling asleep quickly but I swear, I heard a faint buzzing coming from Dee's room.