To show him the latest news.

"Haven't you seen the news yet, cutie?" Mai continued her role as 'the forward one', dragging the self-styled hentai protagonist to the couch with the strength one would expect from a veteran ninja, no matter how feminine she looked or acted. "Lucky for you, I recorded it."

'There's that luck again.'

"Good evening, this is your local news caster with some earth-shattering news. Characters from various media have suddenly appeared, with no explanation as to how they arrived. Let's see an interview of one of these characters."

The news cut to an on-the-street interview with a woman Gary recognized as Akeno Himejima, Rias's right hand. Her dark hair was tied up in a long ponytail as usual, and her body was even more well endowed than her King's, straining her shirt so it looked it might tear apart if she breathed wrong and her skirt to the point of uselessness, showing her dark lace panties even when not bent over in the slightest and with the TV friendly angle the news camera used.

"I don't know how I got here. One second me and my friends are having fun in the club room and then poof!" Her expression was of slight panic, not at all the lewd, easygoing cadence she usually had, though it was warranted given the circumstances.

"Wait, am I on TV right now? Rias, if you're watching this, I'm in a place called <town name>!"

'That's my town! Score one more for luck!'

"Wait, you had that recorded and didn't tell me? What the hell, Mai?!"

"I wanted it to be a surprise for when you were really down and needed cheering up." Mai replied with a mischievous smirk.

Rias looked like she wanted to **** the ninja, but knew a brawl would probably destroy the apartment with them in it.

"With their sudden arrival around the world, the UN convened an emergency meeting to discuss the potential threat to the balance of the world. They've only now released a statement after discussing the future with several of the characters who have been positioned as their leaders."

The news cut to the UN press room, another man reading the statement.

"We currently have no reason to fear any threat from any of these characters. They've even made themselves useful in various ways such as ending world hunger, climate change, and any possible overpopulation caused by them. They really have been quite the help."

"Another matter is the sudden appearance of insectoid monsters. They've appeared seemingly at random throughout Earth, though thankfully seem heavily concentrated where combat capable characters arrived and were swiftly dealt with. None of the characters we have access to are taking credit for these monsters, so we don't know which world they came from."

Back to the local news anchor. "Indeed, the threat isn't over, but may just be under control. In other news, due to the now **** gender imbalance, world leaders have ruled unanimously that harems be legalized. Marriage laws vary by area, please consult your local laws for specifics."