
I'm an idol reborn in another world as a hung orc!
Title says it all, really
Chapter 1
by crackjaw
Saeki, or rather Millie, as she was now known in the idol world, was doing pretty well for herself. She had worked herself to the bone learning choreographies, taking care of her weight and working out, auditioning for idol groups, learning to put on her make-up, slowly climbing the agonizing ladder from second-rate groups and amateurs all the way to the big leagues.
“Oh my gosh! I can’t believe we’re finally here! Someone could pinch me and I would still think I’m dreaming!” Said Yumie, doing a cute bubbly jump.
“Hold yet horses!” Said our manager, Zhang Heng. “I know ye gals finally made it to the top idol concert in Japan, but that don’t mean yer can take it easy! This is yer chance to show the world what the Kawaii Sannin Idol group can bring to the world~!”
“That’s right! Our fans are counting on us!” Said Marie, the third member of our group. She did a cute jump and raised her fist to the sky. “Let’s do our best!”
Not wanting to be outdone in the cuteness department, Millie jumped into a skip while smiling back to her team. “Last one to the dressing room is a rotten egg!”
Unfortunately, that’s when a truck ran over her.
“What?”She opened her eyes suddenly and struggled to get up, only for a knight to stop her.
“My lady, are you alright?” He asked, concern radiating from his kind and gentle blue eyes. His fair hair shone in the sun, as he stood over her protectively. “You collapsed right as we were crossing the bridge.”
“Huh? Millie? Wha… What’s going on?” She looked around and was astonished to find herself on a bridge before a beautiful white temple built with ornate gothic architecture, sort of like a discount Notre Dame. But she also saw golden balls of light floating gently as they illuminated the streets, and orcs and elves walking by the bridge while avoiding the carriages pulled by floating wisps that clattered through the middle of the bridge as those inside held on for dear life.
“Are you confused, milady?” Asked the blonde knight. “Here, drink a healing potion. The sun can be inclement at this time of day.”
And he offered her a vial with some red liquid, which she carefully drank, only to find herself feeling much better than before. But when she looked at her reflection in the bottle, she noticed that she was dressed in long white robes and had long ears and blonde hair. She blinked a few times, making sure she was seeing correctly, and even felt her own ears to check. They felt real.
“Oh my gosh! Have I been transported to, like… A fantasy world?” She gasped. “And I look like an elf too, oh my! I…” She looked at her knight, who now had an increasingly worried expression. “Tell me please, who am I?”
“You… My lady, you are Cylea Whisperglade, the one chosen by the gods to deliver us from evil and save us from the threat of the demon king. We were about to finish our pilgrimage to the Temple of Light so you may receive the blessing of the gods and attain your true powers.” He hesitated before adding, “and you should know all this. Are you well, my lady?”
Her eyes widened. “I’ve been Isekai’d! A whole new world! Oh! My goodness!” And she looked around once again, drinking the beautiful sights, the strange fantasy races, the magical atmosphere. She giggled, looking all around her as she rose to her feet, eager to see more, experience more, and understand what this new world had to offer her.
Unfortunately, that is when a carriage ran over her.
“What?”
She opened her eyes again, but this time she was in a dank cave. It was warm and humid here, dimly lit only by torches along the wall. But, more ominously, she could hear the sounds of **** moans echoing along the walls, accompanied by grunts, bodies slapping together and wet, squelching sounds that could only bring to mind one thing.
“Oh no…” She whimpered, glancing around. Her vision was unusually sharp, despite the poor light, revealing that the cave was a corridor leading to many different chambers. She could tell where the sound was coming from, and more concerningly there were several feminine voices moaning.
“Ahh! Noo~! I’m-! I’m gonna break!”
“Unh! So… So big! Aaahn!”
“No! I… I could never lose to this beastly… Big… Thick… Disgusting orc cooOOO~!” That voice then devolved into a series of animalistic grunts
Saeki pressed her back against the cave wall, horrified. “Oh no…” She whispered, terrified of making any noise and attracting attention to herself. “I’ve been taken to an awful place!”
Suddenly from the passageway where the moaning was coming from emerged a large creature, eight feet tall and light green, with a pig-like snout and tusks. The creature was naked except for a loincloth, revealing its strong, muscular arms and its round, fat stomach. But the loincloth was incapable of fully hiding the enormous bulge between the creature’s legs, and the bulge dangled menacingly with every step as he approached Saeki, who was frozen in terror.
“Hey Urgzobb!” Said the orc, because that is what the creature was. “We needs more women for da breeding chamber! Let’s find another elfy hidey-hole to raid! You help me since you so strong!”
And the creature grinned at her before stomping down the corridor. She frowned, confused and scared before she noticed that… Despite the creature being so enormous it was still eye-level with her. Slightly lower, even. Then she looked down and realized that her body was entirely different once again.
Her skin was green and hairless. Her arms looked like a bodybuilder’s; made of pure muscle with visible veins bulging on her biceps. Her stomach was enormous, although even that didn’t fully cover her large member that dangled between her(?) legs, large and menacing even when covered by another loincloth. She had a club tucked on her belt, and that is all she was wearing.
“Hey! Urgzobb!” The other orc turned around, shouting at her.
“Eek!” She shrunk back instinctively from the orc. His eyes narrowed suspiciously.
“You okay, Urgzobb?” He asked, his voice a low rumble.
She nodded up and down, terrified of bringing any attention to her.
“Good! Then you come with me! We raid!” And the orc let out an ugly, snorting laugh as he turned and walked down the corridor, towards a distant light at the end. Saeki considered her options for a moment, tempted to just cut it and run, but she was terrified. If these creatures felt there was something wrong with her, what would they do? What could she do?
So she obediently followed the other orc out of the cave.
What's next?
Cute idol gets Isekai'd into a fantasy world, but as a male hentai orc. Copious dumb stuff ensues. I'll be honest, this story is more of a silly side distraction from my other writing. My updates will be inconsistent, but you're free to add your own chapters whenever and wherever. Also, this story - or at least my branch - will lean more on dumb humor than actually erotic writing. But honestly, if you were expecting Dostoevsky you probably should have picked a story with a different title.
Updated on Sep 19, 2024
by crackjaw
Created on Jun 13, 2024
by crackjaw
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