Bang?

The sound of a bang echos through the house.

Ethan and Alex break the kiss, turning their head towards the door, still holding each other.

"What was that?" Ethan asks, his head so in the clouds he can't think straight.

"I... I don't know. A cat maybe?"

"Are their cats in the house?"

Alex shrugs. "I don't know... I don't go exploring..."

Ethan listens carefully, Alex doing the same...

Another sound. Definately from inside the house.

"Cat?" Ethan asks again.

"Ghost?" Alex offers.

"There no such things as ghosts."

"Ethan. This is a four-hundred-year-old mansion that once housed a harem of sex **** hermaphrodites that accidentally caused the birth of a third gender. That's, like, ghost fuel."

Ethan blinks. He has so many questions about what the fuck she just said. "Wait, wh-"

Another sound, this one closer.

"Fucking ghosts!" Alex whispers to Ethan.

"Like, are the ghosts fucking in this scenario or-"

"Shhhh," Alex shushes him, listening closely. "What should we do?"