At fault

SO DO YOU THINK YOU WERE AT FAULT FOR THINGS NOT WORKING OUT? OR WAS IT-

He didnt get to finish writing the question as Anya kicked his shin and glared at him.

Xander held up his hands in surrender and made a show of thinking before trying to ask the question a different way.

DO YOU WONDER IF THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP THAT WOULD HAVE CHANGED THINGS?

Anya tsked her tongue and finally after a long moment nodded her head. Which was enough of an answer to trigger a phone alert so that non verbal answer was good enough for him.

SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS A TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP, YOU BEING TWO VERY DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE AND ALL, SO WHAT MADE IT WORK FOR AS LONG AS IT DID?

Anya thought for a long second and then wrote down her answers.

Orgasms. He was physically gifted with an above average penis. He was also a very talented lover who knew how to use that penis to give me orgasms.

Xander blinked at that answer and raising an eyebrow he looked at Anya. She looked back at him completely non plussed. Xander shrugged when he felt the phone alert for more points.

HOME? FOOD? SAFTEY? ALL THAT JAZZ? NOT IMPORTANT?

I could provide for myself. I was not only competent at farming and hunting I was also a very talented burgeoning witch.

Xander 'hmmed' and nodded his head. Time to try for another embarrassing question. He just hoped it wouldnt cause Anya to attack him more than a kick to the shins.

SO SINCE YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT BREAST COMPARISONS WITH THE BAR GIRL WERE YOU ALSO WORRIED ABOUT BEING COMPARED TO THE BAR GIRL AS A LOVER? WERE YOU WORRIED SHE WAS A BETTER LOVER THAN YOU?

Anya glared and made a frustrated noise in the back of her throat and then made a show out of turning away from Xander, not even dignifying that question with an answer.

Xander felt like that was probably the best answer he could hope for. He had dreaded a bad reaction. The mental image of Anya throttling him whike shouting at him was hard to not think about.

As the phine in his pocket vibrated with a points alert Xander jerked his head to look at Anya and found the woman deep in thought alternating between shaking her head in silent disagreement and nodding her head in silent agreement. Given the way she nodded a final time and frowned at nothing... Xander assumed she had just admitted the teuth to herself. Which was enough to get him some sweet sweet points.