Are you okay Annie?

"Annie, did you drive here?" I probably should have asked before we got to the driveway.

The redhead glanced up at me from where she'd tucked herself under my arm. "Oh. No, I got a ride from Gabe and Zoey." Who? Nevermind.

"What about you, Sam?"

"I don't know." She said with an uncaring shrug.

"You don't know?"

"I was really high today, I know I didn't drive here though, they took my license." Oh.

I digested that information as the two girls got in my car, a green sedan my dad got for cheap. Sam lounged in the backseat, fingering herself. Annie buckled herself in eagerly, her blush had extended all the way past her collarbone.

I started driving through our little suburb. "You still live on Springwood, right Annie?"

"Yeah, the house with the flamingo lawn ornaments." Sam snorted in the background.

Something was bothering me about this. "Annie... Why are you okay with Sam coming with us?"

She tilted her head. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"You're not jealous? You watched me fuck her."

"Are you jealous of my vibrator? Or my showerhead?" She covered her face and looked away when she basically explained how she masturbated.

"Sam can talk, she's not a Fleshlight."

"Hey! Speak for yourself mister!" She fell over giggling. Annie and I traded a look and rolled our eyes together.

I had to ask. "If Sam was still human would you be jealous?"

"Obviously." Hah, progress! "Why would Sam ever be a human though?" Nevermind.

"You don't see the confusion for me here?"

"Not really?"

I gave up, I'll figure out whatever's going on with my cum later.

We stopped at the turn onto my street. I glanced at Annie.

"So, I know I said we could head to my place, do you–" "I still want us to have sex! If, that's... Something you want..." She pulled her legs against her chest.

I put my arm around her. "Annie, I like you a lot, you're one of my best friends and you're really pretty. Anything we do tonight is up to you."

Sam stuck her head in-between ours. "What he means is you're totally fuckable, Wendy."

"My name is Annie!" She squeaked.

"It is?"

"Yes! I'm not a mascot!"

"Huh, you look like a Wendy to me, but If you insist..." Her eyes lit up and ephemeral lines of circuitry flashed on her skin.

My stereo suddenly squealed in digital distress before playing music I hadn't put on it or my phone.

~Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Are you okay, Annie?~

What.

Annie put her face in her hands and sighed.

As a... unique cover of Micheal Jackson in Sam's voice played from my speakers, I turned and pulled up to my house. Annie 'eeped' when she realized she'd been holding my hand in hers for a minute.

~You've been kissed by, you've been fucked by a smoot•^°¥~

Sam flinched and clutched her head. "Gah! It feels like I got punched in the face from the inside."

"Are you alright? I'm so sorry." I looked back at her. How the hell do you treat an injured android?

"I'm fine, just got kicked out of your car's computer, I'm more surprised than hurt."

Annie climbed back to examine her. "How did you even connect to his car? Are you able to use Bluetooth?" She poked at Sam's slim belly, making the android giggle. "Do you have a microwave transmitter or radio in there?"

"Nah, how'd I fit Master's dick in me then?" She smirked at Annie's squeak. "I just kinda reached into it I guess." She shrugged and joined me outside.

Curious, I looked down at her feet. She had no toes. Just a rubber sole that blended into her ivory skin below her ankles. This caused Sam to strike a pose while I examined her.

I led them into my dark house. "My dad's away until next week and his girlfriend is visiting family, so we'll have the house to ourselves." I announced, displaying my standard upper-middle class house like it was a mansion.

Sam flopped on the couch and Annie took off her shoes.

Annie and I hesitated. I scratched the back of my head. "So... How do you want to do this?"

"I–uhm. I liked kissing you earlier?" She laced and unlaced her fingers. She had a goofy little grin but wouldn't meet my eyes.

Sam groaned and sat up from the couch. "C'mon! Take off your clothes and get to the fucking!"

Annie started babbling nonsense and I hugged her to calm her down. It didn't seem to help.

"Let me handle this." Sam sighed and started pulling Annie along. "Give me five minutes." She muttered something about 'clueless virgins'.

"Uh, my bedroom's on the right." I got a thumbs up.

...

Now what?

I undressed and put it all in the laundry. When I unlocked my phone to check the time I was greeted by Sam's smirk as my home screen.

—She's wet and ready for you Master! Also, nice taste in porn—