You Win!

As you ready up, blue gives you a lecherous smile and adjusts something under his waist.

God this is going to be annoying.

"Are we all ready now, sugar buns?"

"Just get on with it!" You shout.

"Okay, here we go then, go squirtle use tackle!"

"Charmander dodge it and use scratch!"

Charmander was quick, jumping away from the oncoming tackle and scratching at squirtles arm, leaving a mark.

"Nice work, charmander, now use ember!"

Blue growled angrily, "Ugh! Damn you, Squirtle, use Water Gun!"

"Dodge it!"

Squirtle fires the gun at the Charmander, but it misses and lands behind him, drenching a patch of grass.

Huh? This is suprisingly easier than you expected.

As the battle continues on, you start to see how Blue attacks and the pattern of his moves.

He's an aggressive and direct fighter. He doesn't seem to care much about defense or keeping Squirtle safe. He's the complete opposite of you, who tries to keep yourself and Charmander out of harm's way.

"Squirtle, you little shit. Stop getting hit!"

Yep, he's a horrible trainer.

"Charmander, use Ember again!"

"Use Tackle, dammit!"

Squirtle charges at the oncoming Ember. It doesn't look like it's going to make it.

"No!"

And...it doesn't.

Charmander's attack connects, and Squirtle goes flying into the grass. It's knocked out.

"Fuck fuck fuck! I can't lose! Get the fuck up Squirtle!"

You tune out his incessant complaints as you think about what to do next.

Do you take his money and tell him to never get close to you again, or do you want to really take ****?