Chapter 12 by Zeebop

Does Harley rescue Ivy now?

She Tries And Fails

Lois Lane was just standing up from using Poison Ivy's face as her toilet when Harley Quinn burst into the room. The baseball bat held high, booty shorts still unzipped, streams of pussy juice dribbled down her legs. A yell of righteous fury on the pale villain's lips as she leaped in the air, aiming a blow that would smash into the reporter's head.

Only, there was a reason so few actual martial artists did many flying kicks, especially in a street fight. While flashy and exciting, and situationally useful, for the entire time you're airborne you cannot dodge. Uniquely ****.

Especially against someone with a modicum of hand-to-hand training.

At the first shout, Lois Lane ducked into a crouch. When she saw the bare pussy flying towards her, the reporter's right shot forward. Feet planted firmly on the floor, the muscles stood out on the reporter's body as she smashed forward with all of her power, all concentrated on the first two knuckles of her fist...and meeting the full mass of Harley Quinn, already moving at speed.

There was a sickening crunch as something gave way in Harley Quinn's hip. Her scream stopped in mid-leap as the air was blown out of her lungs. The baseball bat flew out of her hands. Almost like one of her beloved cartoons, the Clown Princess of Crime seemed to fold in half around the reporter's arm...and then the momentum caused the wounded villain to crash over the reporter's shoulder, to land heavily and ungainly on the floor.

Ivy coughed and rolled onto her side. A dribble of yellow fluid oozed out of her mouth. Eyes glazed as she stared at Harley Quinn, who lay like a broken bird, momentarily stunned.

Then Lois picked up Harley Quinn's back.

"So," the reporter said grimly. "You were going to use this on me, you clown cunt?"

Beware the nice ones, Poison Ivy thought grimly, as she realized that her biochemical attempt to control the reporter had gone badly, horribly wrong...and she was afraid that now poor Harley would pay the price.