Oh hi Larry

As Lauren wandered out into the hallway she bumped into someone. She looked up to see Britney, one of her hated rivals, standing with a group of her bitch, cheer leading squad friends.

"Oh. Hi Larry." Britney rolled her eyes. "Here to pitiful ask me out again?"

"W... what?" Lauren stammered, baffled.

What she didn't know was Dennis, who was watching nearby, had rewritten everyone's memories of Lauren. In this dream they all remembered Lauren as Larry, a nerdy boy! He thought of adding this wrinkle that Lauren had asked out Britney, like he himself had asked out Lauren and been humiliated.

"Yeah right!" Britney's friend Charlotte chimed in. "As if you'd date a dork that dresses like he's six!"

"Aw, I think he's cute!" Laughed Jenna, another cheerleader.

Just then, Lauren felt someone behind her grasp her waist. She yelped as her shorts were yanked to her knees, exposing the whitey tighties she was unfortunately wearing!

"AHH!" Lauren squealed as everyone around burst out laughing.

"He's actually wearing whitey tighties! What a dork!" Laughed Charlotte.