Effortlessly

Lloyd slid the patio door open and sauntered outside. Lined up in the yard were his old crushes and girlfriends, stacked like bimbos and stuffed in tiny thongs and white t-shirts. They giggled and jiggled and jumped around as they were sprayed with the garden hose.

In the middle of the lawn, hose in hand, lounging in a creaky fold out beach chair, his back to Lloyd, was Chuck.

"Finally!" He exclaimed without looking back. "Slow service gets punished, cunt, you know that! You'll be eating my spunk outta all my bitches again tonight!"

Back in school Chuck was big, muscly big. Now...well, the years haven't been kind. The muscles turned to flap and the fat certainly packed the hell on. There he sat, belly rolling over his legs, almost covering his obviously erect dick. If Lloyd had to take him in a straight fight, he'd still probably lose but Chuck would be a winded mess afterward.

But this fight wouldn't be fair.

Chuck sprayed his bitches with the hose again and they danced in the artificial rain, shaking their titties and making sure the shirts were nice and soaked. "BRRR!" One of them laughed. "You like how hard my nips are, Daddy?"

Another skipped over and started groping her fat perky funbags, tweaking her diamond hard nipples. "Mmm, I love a man who makes a bitches into eye candy!"

Chuck laughed and sprayed them both in the face. They laughed at the **** and gave him lusty loving smiles.

Lloyd finally stepped up and stood next to Chuck's chair. "You put on a nice show."

"Huh?" Chuck finally looked away from his entertainment. "Shit, the the beta turd is back!" The malicious delight in his eyes was all too familiar to Lloyd. "Hey, I couldn't wait to hit the pisser earlier so I used the dog crate we bought for you to stay in. Too bad your sheets were already in it and you're not allowed to use the washer in the house anymore."

"Hahaha!" The girls all laughed along with his hilarious prank. "Daddy, that's so funny!" "It's funny every time he does it!" "Like when he did it to us?" "Best Valentines Day ever!" Then they all started to make out while Chuck doused them in ice cold water.

Lloyd lightly tapped one leg of Chuck's chair.

It suddenly fell back and Chuck rolled over his head and landed on his ass, belly reaching higher than his dick into the air.

The girls stopped. Chuck scrambled to his feet, all joy gone. Only malice remained.

"Gonna break your fucking legs, shit stain! Then I'm gonna fuck your mom on your face and make you eat my cum!" He raised the hose to spray Lloyd, pulled on the nozzle and got two sharp, direct lines of water directly into his eyes.

Must've gotten loose when he fell. What luck.

Chuck dropped the hose and stumbled around, rubbing his eyes. "Agh! Gonna fuckin - fuck you up you shitty fuckin -" Red eyes locked with Lloyd's as he opened them. Chuck charged.

And then fell.

The hose wound its way around his ankle when he dropped it.

He hit the grass face - and cock - first. A wailing unlike anything this world has known emanated from Chuck's fat face. Hands cradled his crotch as he rolled onto his back.

"My dick!" He cried. "You broke my fucking dick!" Sure enough, that thing was bent in exactly the wrong way and looked stupidly painful. Lloyd figured, with Chuck's luck, he'd never get hard without **** pain ever again.

"Daddy?" Lloyd looked over his shoulder at his past loves, proudly dressed up as sexual entertainment for the worst human being Lloyd had ever known.

They were scared at first. And then they got angry. "You can't treat him like that! He gets to treat US like that!"