Lois Lane

Bright lights blinded Lois temporarily as she readjusted to the world around her. Instead of her cozy office she was now in a live gameshow studio. Before she could voice any questions a man with a striking smile introduced her to the cheering crowd.

“Ladies and Gentleman! let’s welcome our newest contestant!” Jack walked forward and put a hand around her shoulder pointing her towards a camera.”Lois Lane is an award winning journalist at the Daily Planet, and was kindly invited to our humble show from a Mr-“ Jack paused looking at the cue card for a moment before continuing. “Mr. Mxyzptlk a beloved donator and charitable soul.”

Lois cursed internally as she heard the name said out loud. This whole thing must be some sort of cruel joke Mxyzptlk was playing on her to get to Superman. Damned Trickster.

Lois had tuned out as she surveyed her surroundings. There seemed to be a viable exit nearest the blonde woman, Kristy? Whatever her name was she was the only person infront of the way out.

“Now to get to the fun part folks! Ms. Lane would you kindly pick a case?”

“… I rather not.” Lois crossed her arms defiantly, knowing that she needed to make more time for herself in case Superman didn’t show up in time.

“Now, now Ms. Lane that’s no way to be. This is a game show for entertainment after all. If no one participates, that’s no fun!”

“I’m not choosing one.” Jacks smile dropped for a split second before coming back up baring his teeth.

“… I’ll pick your first one for you, since you seem so shy Ms. Lane!” Jack turned to his loyal bimbo Chrissy, “Let’s go with case number 7, it is a lucky number after all.”

Chrissy giggled and sauntered over to the case slowly bending down showing off her ass to the audience as she opened it.

“Oh no! You totes got a joker card!”

“What does that mean?” Lois grimaced.

“That means it’s a random change, nothing is off limits with this one!” Jack strode over to the audience with confidence. “I’ll give the audience five changes that have been randomly picked out and we’ll have them vote on which one you will receive!”

1. For the Story: Lois will do anything for the hot new story she’s writing about. If she thinks you have information for her she will be willing to get down on her hands and knees for it.
2. Super-Slut: People think that Lois is a slut who gives sexual favours in exchange for her interviews with Superman. They will look at her with pity or disgust but never believe her if she says otherwise.
3. Spelling Fail: Lois has always had a hard time with her grammar but now it seems she can’t type out a sentence without a word or two being incorrect. It’s as though some of her intelligence has been drained from her.
4. Not from this earth: Lois will become an alien, albeit a very humanoid one. Her history will be rewritten and any subsequent changes such as mistaking kissing as a handshake or not understanding nudity taboos will accompany her new self.
5. Save me, Superman!: Our heroic Superman will find himself as the second contestant on this show, compelled to take the brunt of the blows. He will take one of any transformation that Lois doesn’t take each round.

“Okay folks, you know the drill!" Jack said, turning to the audience, "Vote on which option you want to see for Lois, and we will see the results after our commercial break!”

(Voting starts here: https://strawpoll.com/05ZdW9JJQg6)