Wake Up, and Have Fun In the Shower

Ryan awoke to the sound of rain pattering against the roof. Stretching and letting out a yawn, he looked around his room. The candles were burnt out, and he could tell that the storm was still going on outside with what little light was coming through his curtains. He sighed before laying his head back down, enjoying the moment.

That was until he felt his cock, still outside of his underwear, throbbing and twitching. Ryan was suddenly reminded of what happened last night and his heart sped up.

“…was it real?” he mumbled.

A low moan came from his cock, making him shiver as he felt his tip vibrate,

"Morning, sleepy head." his cock purred, a feminine giggle following.

Ryan sat up, staring down at his twitching length.

"What the fuck..." he whispered.

"Oh, don't act so surprised. I'm sure you remembered what happened last night. Unless, you're an idiot." his cock teased.

Ryan ignored the comment, "I'm not stupid. What I want to know is, why did that happen? And why are you female?!"

His cock frowned, "First, it wasn't me. Second, I have no idea. This is new for me too. As I said last night, I have always been here, just... not alive. I wasn't really aware of my surroundings or myself until yesterday."

"Oh…” was all Ryan could manage.

"I think something changed. Maybe the storm. Something triggered my life." His cock muttered.

"That doesn't make sense. I have seen storms before and nothing has happened." Ryan huffed, crossing his arms.

"Oh, calm down. I can't explain everything. It's a mystery. Besides, aren't you glad I’m a girl?~" his cock teased.

Ryan hesitated, a blush rising on his cheeks.

"I-I guess..." he mumbled, looking away.

His cock grinned, "I can tell you like it. I’m getting hard again, and this time it isn’t me… You're such a perv~"

"Shut up! That's not true..." Ryan denied.

"Mhm. Whatever you say, babe." his cock purred before continuing,

“Besides, imagine if I sounded like a dude! Me bossing you around wouldn’t have the same effect. No… but since we both know you love being dominated by women…” His dick trailed off, chuckling.

"Well, now that we're both awake, we should clean up. We're a mess." It stated.

Ryan groaned, laying back down. He heard his dick huff, and felt it slap itself against his stomach painfully.

“Hey, Dumbass. That wasn’t a suggestion!” His dick yelled.

Ryan was startled. He jumped, his length twitching in annoyance.

"Geez, no need to yell..." he mumbled.

"Well, get off your ass. We're sticky."

Ryan sighed, pushing himself up off the bed. He walked out of his room and into his bathroom, noticing that his dick was pointing up at his face, as if it was watching him. It freaked him out a little, making him look away. He then went and started the shower, pulling his cock through his underwear to they were now naked.

Once the water was warm enough, he stepped inside. His dick moaned when the water touched it, the sound sending a shiver down Ryan's spine.

He took some soap and started to lather his hair before working on his body, scrubbing away the dried cum.

"Mm~ that feels good~" his cock moaned.

Ryan was trying to ignore the pleasure. But his dick was enjoying the hot water so much, that it was rubbing itself against his stomach.

"Fuck, having the freedom to get myself off is nice~" it purred.

Ryan was getting aroused. The sensation of his tip sliding across his abs was making him twitch. And he knew that his dick knew exactly what it was doing.

"Come on, just enjoy it. We both know you're enjoying it." his cock chuckled.

"Fuck off..." Ryan mumbled.

"Ooh~ is someone being shy? I just want what’s best for my pet~"

Ryan groaned, the words sending a spark of arousal through his body and into his cock.

"Mm, knew you’d like that name… so responsive~" his cock purred, the tip grinning.

Ryan's legs were shaking, his balls tightening.

"Don't hold back, baby. Just let it happen. Let's make a mess together." His cock bit it’s lip.

Ryan felt the phantom hand from last night grip his shaft, stroking his dick as they both moaned.

"Ah, fuck!" Ryan cried, the pleasure making him weak. His length was pulsating and twitching. It smiled and thrusted his hips, the strokes getting faster.

"Gonna cum for me, baby?~" his cock teased.

Ryan was on the verge of his orgasm, the feeling building up quickly.

"Shit, yeah, I'm gonna cum... Fuck!" he whined.

His dick smiled, the strokes getting rougher. "Be a good boy and cum. Show me what a dirty slut you are."

That was all it took. Ryan was spilling his seed, his cock spurting and splattering cum all over the shower glass.

"Oh, fuck! Ah, yes!" his dick cried as it spat cum from its mouth. It painted the glass, the thick cum oozing down and dripping onto the tiles.

Ryan was panting and his legs felt weak. He leaned against the wall, water still running down his body.

"Fuck... mmmh, that was intense." his cock groaned, drooping a little.

"Why are you so horny...?" Ryan asked, his voice a whisper.

"Oh, come on, Ry. You know exactly why. I'm a girl and you're a guy. What's a girl without the urge to breed?" his cock giggled, pointing at his face again and making him shiver.

"You're a pervert..." Ryan huffed.

"Am not. I'm just honest." his cock smirked.

Ryan ignored the comment and washed himself again, cleaning away the mess they made. He then turned off the water and grabbed a towel, drying himself and his dick.

"Now that we're all cleaned up, maybe we should eat?" his dick suggested.

Ryan sighed, agreeing internally but wondering why his dick was getting him to go through his regular routine despite their bizarre situation.