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Chapter 1242
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What do you do?
Regroup.
The party looks over the giant's body in awe.
"I apologize that I didn't get here fast enough," says Taiga.
Niki grins. "We're just too good."
"It really stinks over here now." Summer plugs her nose. After a moment, however, it's like her brain finally finished loading. "Oh! I think I may have found what could be the landmark we're looking for. Do you want to check it out, Kyle?"
"We haven't found anything yet," Luna says. "So we should take a look."
You nod. "Lead the way, Summer. I'd like to be anywhere that isn't here anyway. You're right. It does stink."
Summer the bombus insectrin takes the lead. Her tiny wings buzz loudly as she flies just a dozen feet or so off the ground. If she already doesn't care that her bum is exposed due to her stinger in a normal situation, she surely doesn't care everyone can see it even moreso when she flies. The rest of the party marches along with you as she guides you a distance away, over hills, around rocks, through taller grass, and eventually to some particular stone that stands out from the rest.
"There!" Summer flutters down to land beside it. She lays her hand against the side. "It's warm from the sun," she giggles before pushing her cheek up against it.
"... Oh. I get the name now," Delphi says.
The stone is certainly tall. In fact, one could say it's phallic. Two humps of rock rise from either side, and the rock itself rises firmly towards the sky--about fifteen feet up. The tip is wider than the rest of it.
"Maybe it's called the Stone of Happiness because I'm so happy to touch it," Summer says.
Taiga's eyes widen as she runs towards the other. "S-Stop that!"
Delphi bursts out into a fit of laughter. "Maybe it's called that because the stone is the thing that's so happy!"
You put your hand on your head. "I'm not even surprised anymore." Your eyes peer past it, and not far away are two thin trees practically growing from the same spot. The hill slopes down right beside it, leading towards a more rocky area below. "Good job, Summer. I think you found our evil lair."
Eva makes her way over to place her hand upon one of the trees. "Yeah. I think I can see it down there. A cave."
Delphi flutters down to land atop Eva's head. "I'm surprised."
"Of what?" she asks, glancing up.
"That you don't want to touch the stone."
"Why?!"
It's time then to descend into the depths of an old Demon King's domain. You know little about him other than the fact that he was slain not long ago. But if Elok Daven was able to find an army of insectrin to build his tunnel, whoever cleared the place out must have forgotten something. It makes you wonder how he was able to accomplish this feat, and if he has any other connections to Muian. All you know about Elok is that he came from Earth, though you don't know when. Breiah is the wild card here. She's not only older than most others, but is likely privy to all manner of knowledge even Vivi doesn't know.
What do you do?
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
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