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Chapter 1231
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Fiftyfiftyfifty
What do you do?
Look at Fang's art (1/6).
(If any of the art embeds break, just let me know. I'm trusting Imgur for this one.)
It's time to check out what census Fang really took, and how helpful it'll be. Almost straight away you notice something one may consider surprising, or perhaps not given her interest in the ladies here, but she put a lot of effort into it. Her art skills may not be great, but she's drawn over thirty different people, including the boys, and even wrote a little about them. She may not have formal training, but she certainly doesn't lack in passion.
Despite this effort, she insists that the details are only for you. These were made to help keep things orderly, not to show off to the people who were drawn. Otherwise, it would be rather embarrassing, especially given what she wrote.
Artistic representations may or may not be completely accurate. One can only trust the scribblings of a catfolk so much.

Eva Beela
Wow! This bouncy bunny sure is busty! Now I know us catfolk have had conflicts with bunnyfolk in the past, but nobody can say Eva isn't both cute and sexy. She's got one of the biggest racks in Castle Phoenix (see my boob scale), and she definitely likes showing that body off, even though she refuses to admit it. C'mon. You have to be stupid to not realize she's totally into being seen, and being embarrassed. She might lash out if you say anything about it, but she never even tries to stop those kinds of things from happening. Silly rabbit.

Amara Tedrilui
What a sweetheart. I love Amara. She might not have a curvy, busty bod, but she's got that beautiful elven grace you expect, like she's an angel without even trying. Still, she's a total freak and I know it. Why else would she walk around with a locked choker? She also seems to have a rare mutation in how her mana flows. When she casts spells, it causes a shocking effect between her legs. I'm kinda envious. So you're telling me she can just cast spells over and over when she's alone to pleasure herself? That's kinky! Also she looks so adorable in that nurse's cap.

Niki of clan Vakila
Tomboy ahoy! Sunhearts are really cool. They're very similar to humans, though they have supernatural resilience and have the ability to undergo something called the Rite of the Sun. I love Niki, because she's totally in denial. The girl is all tough and stuff, but she melts whenever Kyle does anything to her. I also know her weakness. Don't share this with just anybody! Not only did she undergo the Rite of the Sun twice even though that's pretty forbidden, but both marks are on her breasts, making them extremely sensitive. This granted her super strength and durability at least. She's also super into being tickled. How can such a strong warrior have such critical weaknesses? I don't know, but I love it.

Lady Nyllia Tesgella
What can be said about Lady Tesgella that hasn't been said already? She's one of the most famous and mighty adventurers of Tivera. When she walks into a room, everyone watches in awe. She carries with her a level of grace above even other elves. Despite showing off almost nothing, I can't help but melt at her feet. I know she wears plated boots, but I want her to step on me! Okay, maybe I shouldn't write that. Anyway, despite this image she's created, I've seen how freaky she can be. I think she's grows tired of being the divine knight of righteousness and sometimes just wants to have fun.

Yin
She's a cute and sexy devil maid girl. What else do I need to even write here? I guess that's not that informative. Yin served a very ungrateful man before, but it was never that she didn't want to be a maid. It's her passion. She just needed the right master. Kyle seems to be the perfect match for her. She seems so pure and innocent, though I'm not so stupid. She wants Kyle to bend her over and slam her up against the wall. I can see it in her eyes. A submissive maid? Yes please! I wish she'd call me Master too. Oh, and the tip of her tail is super sensitive, and I mean that in the most sexual way.

Peony
Nude yet not, she's a beautiful, fun-loving dryad. Such a sweet girl. Ever since Kyle granted her a name, which I assume he didn't know the implications of, she's followed him as her husband. That means something different to a dryad than maybe you or me, though not that different. Anyway, she keeps all the plants growing here in Castle Phoenix which is really nice. Imagine having a girlfriend who always smells of grass and flowers, who is willing to do anything for you. She doesn't have a pussy though, which is kinda weird. Maybe that's not the right way to think about it though. She doesn't experience pleasure in the same way I do. Let's just say her mouth is her pussy instead. Or is that too strange?

Snow
Aha, another catfolk, just like me! Maybe we're not too different, prowling the streets from the shadows. Though I guess I do like being out in the open when I fight, so that's not entirely true. I'm a vigilante, but she's a ninja through and through. That tight spandex outfit she wears doesn't hide much. Oh yeah and she is very skilled with a bow. That's probably important too. Sorry, I just keep thinking about her thighs. It's also noteworthy to say she's a total voyeur. Of course the sneaky cat is into watching. Silly Snow. I do kinda get it though. With the kind girls we have around here, I'll take just watching if that's all I get! Also if you grab her tail, it's hard for her to move.
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