Yeah, sure.

As inexperienced as he was, Lloyd knew he was living a lot of guys dream right now. Big titty latina fuckslut slobbering all over his dick, magic porn tv in front of him, and a "lesbian" working overtime kn the kitchen to make him dinner. With a VERY loud vibrator working her leaking cunt.

He hadn't cum yet, but both of the bitches had. Several times. Nadia most of all. The way his luck was working, Lloyd bet it was from cooking him dinner and not from the toy in her snatch.

Speaking of, Nadia click-clacked into the living room, thighs held together to stop ANOTHER orgasm, and a single plate in her hands. Smelled like a paneer curry. Makes sense. Wait, is that racist? Lloyd didn't think it was racist. His worry past as quickly as it came. They'd be into it if he was racist. He fucking knew they would be.

"Here you are, Daddy! I hope you like it! Been enjoying my wife's face cunt?"

"Uh," he said, taking the plate and placing it on the end table next to the couch. Damn, she even made naan. Shit smelled delicious. "Yeah, no, yeah, she's doing great."

Just then Christina squealed out at the top of her lungs, convulsing and shaking and eyelids fluttering. Nadia moaned and but her lip.

It was Lloyd's fault. He should've known better.

Seeing that there was only one plate and anticipating the degenerate answer he'd even get for asking what his lesbian hosts are eating, Lloyd grabbed the back of Christina's head and shoved his cockhead into her open mouth, shutting up her bliss. He unleashed a torrent of thick, creamy jizz, quickly filling her mouth and spilling out onto her tits and his thighs.

Nadia came watching her wife get manhandled and then fell to her knees next to her, licking her dinner off of those fat latina knockers. Lloyd pulled his dick out, let out a few more cup sized spurts of baby batter onto Christina's face, and started digging into dinner.

Shit, this was good. Lloyd wasn't normally a spicy food guy but this was really doing it for him. Granted, he just appreciated getting any food. Well, food that wasn't eaten and spat up. Or in the trash. Or thrown into mud. Or "accidently" laced with laxative and LSD by his mother. That was a horrible birthday.

He was pulled out of his depressing thoughts by a familiar voice. "Oh, there you are!"

"Oh hey, Paira -" Lloyd didn't bother finishing his sentence. The redheaded bombshell fuckslut was wearing the sluttiest maid outfit he'd ever seen in his hentai watching life. Tiny frilly skirt (no panties, obviously), open midriff, tiny black, shiny bikini top, little white cuffs at her wrists, and a frilly headpiece. Her tits were straining against ever law of physics and that bubble butt was not quitting any time soon.

Lloyd buried his surprise quickly. "We're just..." He looked at the "lesbians" between his legs going feral over every single drop of cum they could lick from each others bodies. Or swap between their tongues. God, they were REALLY making out. Jesus fuck, its so hot. "...eating dinner."

"Oh, wonderful! Do you mind if I just..."

Now, for a second, Lloyd had a normal thought. I know, he REALLY should know better by now. See, he thought she was asking to share his curry. Which he'd happily do, he's a good dude like that. But no. No no no. You know what she was asking. It just took Lloyd a second to figure it out, too. By then, she was passionately burying her face in her roommates tits and lapping up her dinner.

Chuckling to himself and shaking his head at the whole situation, Lloyd scooped more paneer and curry onto his naan and took a bite. He could get used to eating like this. Maybe even living like this.

He took a look around the place he'd be staying for at least the night. Thinking aloud, he said, "What do you gotta do to afford a place like this?"

Nadia extracted her tongue from her girlfriend's slut mouth and rubbed her cheek against Lloyd's still hard cock. "Oh, I'm a United States Senator."

Lloyd calmly finished his meal, using the naan to wipe up the last of the curry sauce and licking his fingers afterward. He looked Nadia straight in her manic, cum drunk bimbo eyes and simply said, "The fuck."