A performance!

We've got a baby, we can feast!
We can dine three days at least
Baby blood and baby bones
Baby butter for the baby scones

The Doctor stopped next to another panel of exposed rope and began to track it with his fingers as Ruby glanced through a hole in the floor.

Little baby feets, little baby toes
Every one of us wants the nose
Baby's had such very bad luck
Now into baby, we will tuck

Ruby was shocked at what she saw. A crowd of goblins around a grey strip of floor, and on one side, a curtain. On the other, a band! Singing goblins! Have you ever heard of something so ridiculous!

Eat the baby, add some salt
Bay leaves, barley, powdered malt
Now baby's salted, she's a treat
Her destiny, it's time to meet

As the goblins sprinkled toppings on Lulubelle, she remembered that the goblins in _Labyrinth _also sang with King Jareth. She wondered if these goblins had a sexy king with a noticeable bulge. Maybe that would distract them from looking at her.

Baby we need
Baby we feed
Eat with our teeth
Better than beef

The grey bit of floor started to move. A conveyor belt! Bringing Lulubelle over towards the curtain?

Baby so soft
Carried aloft
Big brown eyes
Caramelise

The curtain swung open, revealing

He's the Goblin King
Yes, the Goblin King
He's not a myth, he's an actual thing
Here's the King, here's the King
Here's the King, here's the King Goblin

As Lulubelle approached the big fat ugly slobbering monster, Ruby began to pound on the floor, hoping to find a way down in time.

We love the King, we sing ding-a-ling
And we love his chin when it's wobbling
He likes to dine on coincidence
It fills him, builds him up and hence

The floor underneath her suddenly fell open, and she tumbled down into the conveyor belt room, landing square on her bum as the conveyor belt stopped and all of the goblins began to stare at her. Even the band had stopped. She glanced up to see if the Doctor was okay, and 2 things caught her eye.

One: The Doctor was still up there. Maybe he could still do something with his knots? So that's a good thing. She hoped.

Two: Her sweater. That's not good. It must've gotten caught on a loose splinter. So now she was down here with just-

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Wait, what was-

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She looked down at the source of the noise and saw both sides of her panties had been sliced through. The 2 goblins who had cut them grabbed either side and ran forward, pulling them off of her completely.

Great. She was now down here without a stitch of clothing, surrounded by goblins who had previously looked hungry but now looked disturbingly horny.

She wished the Doctor had come down with her.