Jodie Comer

"You wanted to see me?" I asked Jodie. She was all dressed, ready to go.

She nodded. "I've decided I want to set you up on a date with a celebrity friend of mine. Just to stop you from always leering at me like a creep."

"I thought we were friends," I said.

"We are," said Jodie. "Which makes your staring even creepier."

I decided to hypnotize Jodie, and so I asked her if she wanted to be hypnotized. She agreed, but told me to make it quick as she had somewhere to be.