Interrogate Jodie

"Jodie, you said you have a friend coming over for a blind date with me. Who is it?"

"Natalie Alyn Lind."

I thought of who she was talking about. Natalie Alyn Lind was nice, and certainly had a nice rack and perfect lips.

"All right, Jodie. When I wake you, you will be fine with me always leering at you. You will continue to allow me to live here rent free, and when Natalie arrives you'll hype me up to her. If I ever say 'Cozy Comer', you will return to this trance."