Perfectly normal briefing on summonings

"Glad you two could make it." Da Vinci greeted them. Romani, Gudako, Olga and their other two servants were already there - they'd probably already gathered before Da Vinci had called for them.

"Well then, let's get started." Romani said with a somber air as he put up some information up on a large holographic display.

"I won't sugarcoat it, things are dire. Chaldea has been reduced to a Skeleton crew due to the sabotage by Lev, who seems to be part of a conspiracy to eradicate human history. We are only safe due to being a sort of 'eye of the storm'." The doctor paused, letting the weight of these facts sink in. It was not good, to stay the least.

Ritsuka could definitely understand the problem. Hell, Lev had somehow been unaffected by the earrings - that was going to make things even harder... it was a miracle Olga was safe at this point

He was startled from his thoughts by a sudden feeling near his crotch. Turning his attention back to his surroundings, he saw mash in front of him, looking back as she had started grinding against him. She probably noticed how much these facts were bothering him. Grinning back at her, he reached forward and grabbed her by her breasts, eliciting a soft moan from her as he led the pair of them back to a seat, Mash grinding in his lap while he kneaded her breasts.

A brief cough from Romani brought Ritsuka back from his improptu lap dance, the two of them paying attention. That didn't stop Ritsuka's groping, but it did slow it down.

"Now that everyone is paying attention again..." He coughed as he looked at them (he seemed to be the only one who really noticed their fun) "Let's get to the plans for moving forward."

He changes the display. "Thanks to the resources we have, we have determined there are possibly 7 singularities in various places that could have destroyed the world. The plan is to Rayshift each of you to these singularities once located for you to resolve them."

"Obviously, we're not expecting you to do this with only the resources we have now." Da VInci chimed in, grinning broadly. "As we were able to contract Medusa and Cu Chulainn in the previous incident, the same should be possible in the field." She explained with a level of pride. "In addition, using our own resources, we are capable of summoning here at Chaldea!"

Gudako and I were paying full attention now. Summoning more super sexy Servants? Sign us up! Olga was looking smug, given she probably already knew about it.

"And that's why we needed Mash here before we started." Da Vinci continued, nodding to the Shielder in my lap. After looking up to make sure I was properly 'de-stressed', she got up and produced her shield, standing next to Da Vinci.

"Ms. Kyrielight's shield has been found to be a sort of universal Catalyst, so we will be able to summon any potential Servant! and thanks to our summoning ritual, any servant summoned from the throne will be willing to help save humanity!" She said with a lot of pride, before noticing a raised hand. "Yes, Ritsuka?"

"Well, I was wondering about the summons..." He asked, grinning as he had settled on his next new 'normality'. "Well, since Mash is my servant, and I remember something about affinity, wouldn't it be normal if the Servants I summoned would appeal to my tastes as 8 out of 10's or higher~?"

"Yes, every summoning is affected by the summoner's affinity, unless the catalyst only works for one servant." Da Vinci confirms. "But with Mash's shield, that won't be a problem!"

"Then I'll go first!" He says, practically leaping from his seat in eagerness. "No fair! What about me?" Gudako immediately responds in protest. The two quickly started bickering about who got to summon their new sexy summon first...

(Hope everyone enjoyed this! Feel free to recommend Servants in the comments.)