Marcus is a conman

Standing at the door was a man that looked exactly like he walked out of Lauren's dreams. A chiseled face, rock hard abs, a full head of blonde hair; Marcus has smoking hot!

"Lauren, right?" Marcus asked smoothly.

"Yes." Lauren sqeaked, practically melting on the spot. A second later, she cleared her throat and said, "I mean, I'm Lauren. Heh. You look exactly like your pictures."

"And yours do the real thing no justice." Marcus purred as he looked Lauren up and down. "Ready to go?"

"Sure! Let me just grab my bag."

One week later...

Lauren laid blissfully in her bathtub, warm water and bubbles up to her neck. Last week was the best night of Lauren's life! She and Marcus really hit it off. He was sauve, smooth, a gentleman, and he had a hot body. That last one was learned after Marcus had brought her back home afterwards and convinced her to go skinny dipping in the pool. Lauren was at first against it, due to her body, but much to her shock, Marcus had told her that her real body was even hotter!

A guy had actually seen her real body and liked what he saw! Lauren was regretting never asking him to go the way now, especially after seeing Marcus' ten inch manhood.

Maybe they'd go all the way on the next date.

"... And as you can see, the bathroom is completely state of the art." A female voice said as the bathroom door suddenly swung open, causing Lauren to sit up as she saw a realtor walk in with a husband and wife in their late twenties.

Lauren squealed as she thrashed around in the tub, covering herself as she eyed the surprised trio of intruders. "What the hell are you doing in my bathroom? What the hell are you doing in my house?! Get out!"

"Okay..." The Husband said awkwardly as he turned away, placing a hand over his eyes as his wife merely stared in shock.

The Realtor merely blinked at the woman in the tub. "You're still here?" She asked, "But... I don’t understand. Didn't you sell this place last week?"