Certified Cunnilinguist

a pussy eating professional

You are a Certified Cunnilinguist, specializing in giving oral pleasure to female clients. Your certification promises that you have an extremely talented tongue and will perform sessions with professionalism and absolute discretion.

With your badge and uniform -- shorts with a pink vulva sign on the back pocket -- you have women's unquestioned trust. Though a session may be sensual, romantic, kinky, or anywhere in between, it's not considered cheating if it's with a Cunnilinguist. Depending on who you ask, a session is a bit of naughty fun, it's therapy, it's self care, it's medicine. Women share openly about their sessions among their friends, and if you're good you'll probably taste the whole friend group. They might even hire you to pass around during book club.

Women know you're safe, so their trust extends even past the massage table. Creep at the bar? She'll come to you for a chat -- he wouldn't dare confront you. At the mall trying on lingerie for your partner? Why not ask the passing Cunnilinguist for advice?

With the rise of Cunnilinguists in mainstream society, female sexuality is open and celebrated. Bottomless fashion for women is catching on, and you even see occasional sessions outdoors. At the same time, overt displays of male desire are now taboo. Where it used to be common to see Fellatrix spas, paying for blowjobs is now banned in most of the world. A good man will keep his sexuality in the bedroom.

A Cunnilinguist's professional oath is to serve her pleasure, first, and only. That means that you must always give and never receive. If you are ever caught receiving pleasure from a client, you risk your license, and it could ruin her reputation. In one act you go from a respected professional to an illegal escort. You gotta keep it in your pants!

The traditional cunnilingus session started out in the spa setting. A traditional session would last for 60-90 minutes and include:

A sensual massage
Making out with manual stimulation
Kisses and licking all over the body
Cunnilingus to unlimited orgasms
Cuddling aftercare

But today's women want more, and Cunnilinguists are there to offer pleasure when and where it's needed. Quickie sessions with minimal foreplay and one orgasm are a popular choice for the busy or frugal woman. Maybe she just wants a man to kneel so she can fuck his face, or maybe she wants a woman to pin her against a wall and finger her until her knees are weak. And for those with the means, custom fantasy sessions, from costumed roleplay to week-long pleasure binges are just a phone call away...

You studied hard, passed the exams, and earned your license. Women will invite you into their trust and between their legs, and pay you well for the privilege. But can you handle the responsibility? Will you follow your oath or risk everything?