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"Sister?!" Hailey repeated. "Ugh! I thought you gods were supposed to be all 'humane!'"

To her surprise, most of the room stared at her. "Uh, Hailey? Most of the pantheons did that all the time," Kyle said.

"Yeah, and muh family tree's more like a tall stump," Buddy added.

"Look, Cassie was different!" Cthulhu defended. "Neither of us wanted to keep sleeping around for more kids. We came to a mutual agreement."

Kassogtha rounded on Cthulhu. "Oh, did we? That's what you call sending one of your Star-Spawn with a singing telegram?"

"Did he send you flowers from Eden Prime too?" Idh-Yaa asked.

"Oh, yeah! Me too!" Satie said. "Every time he's late to a date, his alien friends sing me 'Bad Moon on the Rise!'"

The three girls laughed as Cthulhu burned with embarrassment. Kyle and Hailey snickered as well while Buddy roared with laughter. Even Lucy cracked a smile.

"I never thought I'd be laughing my ass off at Cthulhu!" Hailey wheezed.

"Holy shit, you're right!" Kyle said. "How is that NOT the weirdest thing I've done all day?!"

Satie removed her pendent and tossed it at Lucy's handbag, letting it land directly inside. "That's definitely earned you guys my pendent! This ritual is going to be awesome!"

Lucy stepped forward and hugged Satie. "Thanks you, Satie. You rock!"

Satie didn't hug her back. "Okay, okay, enough with the sappy shit."

Lucy backed up as Idh-Yaa approached Satie. "So, this ritual...do we need to practice for it?"

Satie smiled devilishly. "Oh, yes. We're going to need rigorous training."

The girls shot Cthulhu a bored look. "I guess you can come with too," Idh-Yaa said.

Cthulhu did a fist pump and approached the two women, but stopped and looked back at Kassogtha. The purple haired woman looked down at the floor. "I...don't get me wrong. I've missed you, Cthulhu. But, will these women really want me with you after this fight?"

A small burst of flame erupted from the ground, enveloping Kassogtha. In a flash, she stood unharmed, but completely naked as all her clothes had turned to ash. "That answer your question?" Satie asked.

Oddly, Kassogtha seemed less embarrassed and gave the three her own smile as she walked forward. Before they could embrace, Lucy began ushering Kyle, Buddy, and Hailey out of the locker room. "Oh, we really need to go now!"

"Wait, what's the big hurry?" Hailey asked. "Not the worst thing we've seen."

"Trust me, if you think seeing their human forms is scary, watching this will scar you for life!"

The four rushed out of the locker and began searching for an exit.

"Get back, you bastards!" Grant shouted. "Get away from her!"

Grant swung his sword at the demonic skunks as Roxie clung to his back. Skunks were pouring from the surrounding forest as the trees themselves seemed to be laughing at their nudity. "Oh, Grant! Save me! Don't let them spray us!"

Grant triumphantly threw down his sword as he vanquished the last skunk. "Ha! Victory again! No more of these vermin!"

Roxie spun Grant around and gave him a big kiss. "My hero! Let me reward my brave knight!"

Grant let Roxie push him to the soft, dirt ground before gripping her in a tight embrace. The hunter carefully mounted his pelvis and began to rock his world. She felt so wild and free, like she had just won some kind of lottery. Grant was perfectly fine being dominated by this beautiful, naked woman.

"Grant! Let's never be apart again!" Roxie said. "Let's do this everyday!"

"We shall!" Grant exclaimed. "I'll never be far from you, love!"

Roxie continued to ride Grant until she felt herself climax. Grant was close behind, letting her have every drop of his cum. Roxie howled in pleasure and arched her back, showing off her bare breasts to her lover. "Gods, that was fantastic! I want babies after this!"

Her eyes flung wide open as she realized what she just said. "Wait...what the fuck did I just say?!"

Grant also snapped out of his dream and saw Roxie on top of his erect dick. "Did...you just make me cum in you? Again?"

Roxie's arms flew across her breasts in a vain attempt at modesty. "What kind of forest is this?!"

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in their eyes, forcing them to shield their eyes. Slowly, the forest dissolved to reveal they were in some kind of wrestling or boxing arena. The audience seats were filled to the brim with cheering and even laughing creatures and gods.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," the announcer called, "please give it up for 'the naked hunters!'" Starring the lovers in the ring!"

A spider-creature clapped his legs while his human wife pointed and laughed. A coyote standing on two legs was taking pictures on his cell phone. A goth woman wolf-whistled while he goth husband trie to cover the six eyes of his three-headed emotional support animal.

Grant and Roxe just stared at each other, too stunned to even move.

"I can't believe none of the lockers in the men's room had spare clothes!" Kyle complained as he stomped through the parking lot.

"I still think you couldn't gotten away with using a deflated soccer ball," Hailey said.

Lucy, despite her nudity, was smiling as she looked down at her handbag. "Finally! I've done it! We've got them all!"

"So, how does this ritual thing work, then?" Buddy asked. "Ya'll just start screwing right here?"

"Don't call it that," Lucy said. "And no. We need to find a place rich in spiritual energy. These places are usually in public and can be frequented by many visitors."

Kyle gulped. "Lucy, I like you; I really do. But I don't know if I'm comfortable with our first time having a big audience."

"First time, eh?" Hailey teased. 'Planning for round two already?"

"Oh, shut up!" Kyle said, blushing.

"Fret not, my mortal," Lucy said. "At this hour, plenty of places will allow us to have our ritual without being caught by authorities or too many bystanders?"

"So, like a church?" Buddy asked.

"As funny as that would be, no," Lucy said. "We need demonic energy."

Lucy reached into her handbag and pulled out a map of the city. "I've circled the ones that have the best levels of energy we can use. The museum campus lets us use either the history museum, the art museum, or the planetarium. I have friends who have been using those place for years."

"Sex under dinosaur bones sounds mighty awesome!" Buddy said.

"There's also the zoo," Lucy said. "At this hour, it caters to my kind of people instead of humans. And it connects to Levi's aquarium."

"Sleeping with the fishes, huh?" Hailey joked.

"And around here is a park that connects to the beach," Lucy said, pointing at the map. "There's more of a chance getting caught, but every god, demon, and monsters from Tartarus to R'lyeh has been there. We can't get more of a rich helping for energy."

"It also sounds a bit more romantic," Kyle said.

Lucy smiled at Kyle comment. She fully unfolded the city map and held it up for the others to see. "Those are my suggestions. If you guys know anywhere else, I'm open to them."