Embarrassing reason

Candace felt her face begin go red. "Oh, yes. The Reason. There was a reason, now wasn't there? hmm, let's see here... the reason... I know it was a pretty normal reason, just give me a moment to recall what it was exactly... The reason for my visit today... gee, now what was that reason again? hmmm..."

"Honestly, Candace, and you wonder why I won't let you go to appointments by yourself." Mrs. Dumont rolled her eyes at her step daughter and then turned to Dr. Bell. "Candace has been wetting the bed lately"

"MOM!" Candace was fully red-faced now! She could swear she heard a snicker coming from one of the medical students, but she was too embarrassed to even look in their direction.

"Is that accurate, Candace?" asked Dr. Bell

Candace just hung her head in embarrassment. "Y-yes it is."

"How often would you say this happens?"

"uh, every now and then I guess," Candace offered sheepishly.

Mrs. Dumont scoffed. "Dr. Bell, Speaking as the woman who washes Candace's sheets, I can tell you it's more often than 'every now and then'. You know that scene from Pacific Rim where that little British scientist is talking about how the kaiju attacks are getting closer and closer together? That's what her bed wetting is like. It started out as like a once in a blue moon sort of thing, but then it was a few times a month and then it became a weekly thing and now it seems like she's waking up to soggy sheets nearly every other day! I'm at the end of my rope here, Doc!"

"Oh my god Mom!" Candace was mortified!

Dr. Bell looked down at her clipboard "I'll just write 'Increasing Frequency'."