"Yeah, we know each other from high school"

"Yeah you were totally a major bully. Remember? You would give me wedgies, swirlies, spankings? You started a rumor that I tried to lose my virginity to the janitor, but my vagina smelled so bad it made him throw up? And then everyone called me Pussy Puke until graduation?"

"Holy shit! I didn't even recognize you! You're really Pussy Puke?"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"