Senate Striptease III: Off with the Top

Leia thought about how she ought to strangle Senator Jar Jar of Naboo as he hooted at her still clothed breasts with his obscene tongue. She hadn't been counting on a running commentary, but that fatal flaw in the Empire's alleged Big Flying **** Planet wasn't going to reveal itself without her revealing her tits.

She swayed her hips and pivoted in a circle, letting the senate holo-cameras capture her dance from every angle. It had been too long since she had last danced. It felt good to let loose, even if she had been compelled to strip by a junk dealer with valuable intel.

At a particularly sensuous swoop in the jizz music blasting from Sleazebaggano's boombox, she unclasped her gold bikini top and let it fall in her hands.

"Ooh, mooey princess mammaries, I love you!" Jar Jar was hooting from the Naboo pod. Leia could really use to shut him up, so she swooped sensuosly and tossed her heavy gold bikini straight at Jar Jar's face. The cups covered his eyes.

Was that sexy enough for Watto's Game of Stri'Path'On? She cupped her own breasts and pushed them up, licking them for the 9000 holo-cameras in the Senate chamber. Somehow licking her own tits caught the attention of even more alien delegates.

Outfit durability: 14/30 (Bikini loincloth, suede boots)