The Explanation

"How can you find this tiny-tits...person hotter than me?!" asked Amber.

"Well, I think she had a prettier face with those bigger eyes and small, pouty mouth, and she has nicer skin, her tits are small but kinda perky, and she has shapely hips."

"But...but...." said Amber.

Melissa finally smiled. She even ran a hand through her hair.

"Oh, and I have thing for blondes," said Hector.

"But I'm hotter!" said Amber. "Look at these!" She lifted her tits.

"Sorry, Amber; it's Melissa," said Hector.

"I'll prove to you both I'm hotter and guys....guys with _taste _agree with me!"

"Ok, how do we decide this?" asked Amber.