The twenty-second day of Christmas

Final fucking stretch. Finally. It feels like It's been forever. Brett tried to call me yesterday, but I didn't pick up. No speaking with Brett until Christmas, that's what fucking Brian said.. Speaking of Brian. I'm supposed to head there after yoga. I'll bring my gift too. It's one of his, of course it is. The last time I went there with one of his gifts I was stuck speaking like a whore for three days. I REALLY hope he changes it up a little. I've even begun THINKING like a whore..

I'm gonna go do some yoga now. Clear up my damn mind. Then pick up my fucking package and swing by Brian the stud. See ya, book.

Okay, so like, Brian is the biggest meanie. He finally, like, freed me from the whore talk. But then he used the thingie to make me talk all dumb. Bimbo he called it. I'm not a bimbo! He's the bimbo! And that's totally not everything Mr book! The dildo, like the present thingie? He said it was magically made to, like, fuck over my pussy. That's why I couldn't use my fingers to get off. Only his dick can get me cummies now!! What a meanie. I hope he fucks me lots! He also said that it made my twat all disgusting, like a hooker! He had like, used an old hooker's cunt as a model and made it so that I would get the same pussy as her when I put it in!

At least I'm not dressed, like, super nasty N' stuff. I smell good too! He told me to smell like I have lots and lots and LOTS of perfume on me! There's even a little boy perfume in there, so people, like, think I've been hugging my boyfriends or sumthing.

He told me that I'd look totally hotter if I smiled more. He also, like, gave me a super delish' drink. It was in the present I got today. It's sposed' to mess with my morals or sumthing? Like I won't think that bad things are so bad anymore. I don't feel bad though! I feel, like, super good an' stuff.

Before I left, he totally let me suck his yummy cock! He said I was a natural, too! Yay!

Anyways, I've gotta go now! I'm sposed' to walk up and down the street and like, pick things up! He showed me how to do it right! At the hip he said! So many times, I didn't, like, get it the first few times. Thinking is so hard now. He got so mad! I was a little scared, but It's alright. I know how to do it like a good girl now! :3.