More Screwy Shit

"Ok, so let me get this straight. The normality conflict that gave Kathy the ability to form her own harem has changed the past. To me it has only just occurred but for everyone else it happened right after she came home from the hospital. And everyone Kathy has claimed on her own are now in her harem." Caleb sat on Lori's bed looking back and forth between Lori and Kathy.

Lori answered, "Yeah, we think so. But my memories are still fucked up which means changes are still occurring."

"So just how many women did you claim Kat? And who are they?" Caleb asked her.

Kathy was clinging to his side. She was afraid he would be mad but his lack of anger only made her feel worse. He sounded disappointed. "Ummm. Eight. Hazel, Tina, Donna, Principal Richie, Christie, Misty, Gemma, and Michelle. I swear it just sort of happened. Hazel and Tina wanted to be able to feel each others love without having to join your harem. I claimed Principal Richie because I thought it would make it easier for her to explain to her husband why she keeps coming over. I claimed Misty, Gemma, and Michelle because they are our friends and I didn't want us to drift apart after we all graduate. And I claimed Christie because she wants to become friends with Heather again and I thought if I owned her that might make it easier."

Caleb held his head. What she said all sounded reasonable. Her heart was obviously in the right place. Melanie Richie was the only one that was sorta shady since she was married, but Kathy really liked her and Caleb had to admit she was a great fuck. He had almost forgotten that this entire scheme with Melanie came about as a way to bust Kesha down a bit. Kathy no longer needed a special gym class because Caleb had cured her, and Kesha had implied that she would scream favoritism if Melanie didn't change Kathy's schedule and **** her into a regular gym class. Kathy hated the idea for all sorts of reasons, but Melanie had come up with a plan to prevent having to change Kathy's schedule. And it was working. Kathy was a wildly popular figure on the web and in the news, and she had made it clear that Melanie was her close friend. No one would dare try to **** Melanie to change Kathy's schedule now. In exchange Melanie's career was set to take off. She was a shoe-in for the school superintendent position set to open next year.

In short it was all a political game. Kathy was a Harem Queen. Being friends with her made you special in the eyes of many important people. But more importantly, becoming enemies of Kathy would ensure Caleb would never stretch, heal, or breed you or anyone in your family. Or at least that was how people would think. Amelia and Sonia had tried to explain it to him but he didn't really want to understand. All he cared about was that Kathy wouldn't be **** to exercise in front of a bunch of horny teenage boys while wearing the skimpy gym uniforms the school board had approved. Kathy's body was so curvy that the uniforms were extremely tight in all the places she didn't want men staring. She wasn't terrified of men sexually assaulting her anymore, but that didn't mean she was ok with them ogling her either.

Something was bugging him and he thought about it for a moment. Then he gave Kathy a quizzical look and said, "So why did you claim Zack's mom?"

Kathy wouldn't look into his eyes, a sure sign that she did something she knew was wrong. He waited knowing she would tell him eventually. One of the perks of dating such a loving person was she couldn't stop herself from feeling guilt, it just got stronger and stronger until she gave in.

"I... I wanted her to... to be available for you... in case you wanted to have sex with her again... You really like her... and I want you to have every woman you desire..."

Caleb gave her a hug and said, "No more claiming anyone without checking with me first okay? My harem is already huge and you've just added eight more girls we have to look after."

Lori sat on Kathy's other side and rubbed her back as she said, "No we don't. Kathy's harem doesn't live with us. Well, Hazel and Tina do, and Misty is moving in, but you know what I mean."

Caleb gave Lori a loving smile and said, "Ok, so is there anything else screwy I need to know about?"

Lori shook her head, "No, not that I can think of, but like I said, my memories are still sorting themselves out. It's actually easier to do when I have Kathy to compare the past with. Now, lets go eat breakfast before anyone comes looking for us."

Mother Superior Helena read the latest reports on Caleb and Kathy. It seemed like every day those two were turning the world on its head. She was currently reading the report from their legal department. Technically Kathy's harem didn't fall under the UN guidelines or the various international treaties covering Stretcher Kings. A harem queen had never formed her own harem before, but it was obviously the case. These women had all experienced the change that occurred to harem women and were just as blessed as any Stretcher Kings harem.

Mother Monose knocked on her door frame and said, "Mother Superior, I've got a report you need to see."

There were very few people that could just walk by her security detail unannounced, but Mother Monose was in charge of that detail so she was one of them. Helena waved her in and held her hand out for the report. The fact that the report was on paper and not a part of a spreadsheet or e-mail was a security precaution. In case of a invasion of the tower, all the reports in the high security file room could be destroyed in seconds.

She read through the report and grunted. She looked up at Monose, waved her to a seat and said, "Now give me the real details. I know bullshit when I see it."

Monose sat before she began, "Mark Daniels is dead. That much is true, but it wasn't an accident like the report states. You know about his sexual obsession with his daughters. When he found out that Kathy was able to create her own harem he demanded to leave the island. He got it into his head that he could steal her away from Stretcher King Caleb and use her to build a harem for himself. He was convinced that this was the gods telling him his daughters were meant to be his. He idiotically talked about his plan in front of the Lotus Sisters acting as his wife and daughters. He honestly believed that they loved him. Tabitha, the sister playing the role of Kathy, was the one that killed him. The other sisters agreed that she should get the honor since he used her body the most."

Helena sat back and said, "Very well then. Clean the mess up. Nothing special, the standard procedure will do. Since we are on the subject, are the rest of Caleb's Lotus Sisters in place?"

"Yes Mother Superior. We will have to purchase several additional homes in the area to spread them out sufficiently and give us good response times to various locations in the city. The US government knows of their presence now but they are being very quiet after the **** attempt on the Stretcher King. It is early morning over there and their congress people are clamoring for a hearing to look into their governments own security arrangements. The video of the Stretcher King berating the government liaison is still getting hundreds of thousands of views every hour. Both the Canadian and Mexican governments have offered to supply the Stretcher King with additional security. The Canadians are offering a platoon from the Canadian Special Operations Regiment while the Mexicans have offered a dozen of their Fuerzas Especiales."

Helena laughed out loud. "The Americans are going to go nuts over that. There is no way they can accept without looking even more like incompetent idiots. A foreign military providing security on American soil? HA! Never going to happen. Well today is shaping up to be an interesting day over there. But I've had a long one. I'm going to call Priestess Sonia and then go home and get some sleep. Wake me if I am needed... Oh, one more thing. The Lotus Sisters that were assigned to Mark Daniels. Put them in the rotation to serve as maids for Caleb. After what they went through they earned getting bred by him. Space them out so that they don't all serve him at once though."

Gabbie slowly peeled the silicone candy mold open and gently pulled one of the lollipops out. She passed it to Sonia for her inspection. The rest of the women gathered around the breakfast table eyed the two women in anticipation as Gabbie's latest food concoction was examined. Gabbie had been experimenting with several different ways to use Caleb's cum. For thousands of years cum had been used as an ingredient in almost any meal, from breakfast to dessert, but for some reason no one had ever thought of using it as a candy flavoring. Gabbie had gotten the idea shortly after she joined the harem and her pussy juice changed to her favorite flavor of candy. The harem members spent a lot of their free time eating each other out and using their personal vials of Caleb's cum to sprinkle on each others kitties. That lead her to wondering if Caleb's cum could be used to make actual candy.

Sonia sniffed the lollipop, then she ran her tongue over it. Her eyes widened and she placed it upon her tongue and began to suck on it. With a 'pop' she pulled it out of her mouth and smiled. "It's perfect. Much better than the first batch. It's just like eating his cum. How much cum did you use on this batch?"

Gabbie was very proud of her efforts. She excitedly exclaimed, "I doubled it and used a lot less sugar. With this recipe one nut milk jar will make about two hundred lollipops. That's ten times the number of gift vials we get for the same amount of cum. I was thinking we could give them out to our friends or even add them to the gift bags Kathy gives our guests at our orgies."

June hugged Gabbie from behind and said, "That's wonderful dear. What are you going to call them? You created them so you get to name them."

Gabbie thought long and hard before she said, "I don't know. I like 'Cummipops' but maybe it should be something more specific to Caleb like 'Caleb Pops'."

Mary smiled at Gabbie and said, "I like Cummipops too. The big question is should we try to sell them? We will never make enough to meet the demand that they would surely generate but they could be another revenue stream for the harem."

Hazel shook her head and said, "We could make a shit ton of money, but should we? We are going to be eating the hell out of them. That first batch didn't last a day. And if we give them as gifts like we do the cum vials how many could we realistically produce for sale. He's just one guy and he has over twenty women to feed every day. We only get five or six jars max out of him per day, and that's if no one eats any of it. Sonia uses one jar for gift vials and another one and a half for our personal vials. We use one or two jars to season our meals depending on the recipes. That doesn't leave a lot of cum left over, and we freeze the rest of it for the days when Caleb's morning loads aren't harvested."

June smiled at Hazel and said, "I have to agree with Hazel. Sorry Mary, but selling these is not an option. We just don't have the surplus to do it. Oh, we could cut back on the amount we use for meals, or give out less gifts, but I'll bet Kathy would hate that idea. The harem isn't hurting for money and we have barely even started our other business ventures. When I checked my e-mail last night I received the sales projections from Joanna Ducat for the replica dildos of Caleb's cock. If they are anywhere close to accurate Caleb will earn more in the first week they release than most people see in a year, and at this point the only thing we have to do is produce the special cum infused ones."

Mary looked contrite as she apologized, "I'm sorry. I spent so long scrimping and saving every dollar it's all I see now. The first thing I thought of was making money off these."

June put her hand on Mary's shoulder and pulled her in for a hug. "It's ok Mary. It IS a great idea. We just can't do it. At least not alone. We can't sell Caleb's cum, but I bet we could interest a candy manufacturer. If we patent the recipe we could lease it. They would handle the cum harvesting or purchase it from a cum supplier. We would make much less than if we produced them ourselves, but I'm certain Kathy would nix the idea of us starting a cum harvesting business. You know how she feels about other men's cum. Who knows, we might make more money leasing the recipe than if we sold Cummipops ourselves."

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