Who's That POKESLUT? It's AMBER!

You were currently playing fetch with Arthur, tossing the rubber ball in different directions, distances, and heights, "Horn Attack!" and watching with no small amount of satisfaction as he attacked the ball with gusto. "Good, catch." You toss another snack, not wide, but far enough that Arthur had to run and jump to catch the treat.

Elly had long ago gotten bored and was napping. At least she wasn't eyeing your Nidoran with hostility anymore. But it was good progress. With any luck you could get the two of them to work together well enough for Double Battles.

Most people sucked at Double Battles, but obviously you were not going to be one of those people. You were Blue Mother-Fucking OAK! You didn't suck at anything!

Except tits, you occasionally sucked on tits. At the thought of tits you start considering that maybe you should just cut your loses and head back to town. See if you could find a club, or try your luck with the Nurse. You've never fucked a nurse before...

As if Arceus itself was answering your prayers, you hear what sounds like foot steps approaching from the south. Not wanting to be seen until you see them first you call out to Elly, "Elly, come." while carefully picking up Arthur. You hide behind a tree a few feet away from the main road, waiting to see who is walking up the road.

It wasn't like you were worried, or afraid. You were Blue Oak, you weren't afraid of anything!

But considering how just yesterday you managed to catch that PokeSlut Quinn by surprise, you weren't about to let yourself make the same mistake. For all you know a member of the Elite 4 could be walking down the road.

It was just good tactics to NOT let yourself be seen until you wanted to.

So you waited behind a tree, a few yards off the side of the road. Elly waiting silently by your feet and Arthur silent in your arms. After about a minute you get eyes on the traveler and you can't help but grin when you realize it is a girl.

You have to stop yourself from jumping out of hiding and running onto the road when you realize its Amber. For a good minute you watch as Amber gets closer and closer, letting you observe more and more details.

As Amber got closer you noticed that she had her arms wrapped around her waist and appeared to be shivering. The dumb slut was walking through the wilderness and hadn't even thought far enough ahead to wear appropriate clothing! No, instead she was dressed like a whore working a street corner while looking for a john to fuck! You couldn't help yourself but to chuckle a little bit under your breath.

Well, you weren't a John, but you were going to fuck her.

Arthur stirs in your arms and you are reminded that getting your dick wet is unfortunately a secondary concern. First you challenge her, THEN you get your dick wet.

Luckily for you, you didn't have to wait much longer for Amber to get close enough where you felt comfortable enough to approach. Glancing down at Elly to make sure she followed, you start walking towards the road. As you step onto the road it takes Amber a few seconds to notice you. When she finally does see you she jumps as if startled. "Blue! Where'd you come from?"

You have to clench your jaw to stop yourself from laughing out loud. The dumb bitch was so unobservant that she hadn't even noticed you stepping out in front of her! Instead of answering her, you kneel down and place Arthur down onto the ground, using it as an excuse to not immediately answer her. Because if you opened your mouth there was no way you were not going to start laughing.

But by the time you have released your Nidoran and stood back up you have yourself under enough control to speak without laughing in her face. "Oh, just catching a new Pokémon and getting some training in."

"Oh, you already caught another Pokémon?" She actually looks surprised, as if the idea hadn't occurred to her.

Knowing that she barely had two braincells to rub together, it probably hadn't. Still, you put on your famous charming smile as you answered. "Yeah, just caught myself a Nidoran." You point to the Pokémon in question who was currently eyeing Amber with a mixture of curiosity and suspicion. "Arthur, meet Amber. Amber, meet Arthur."

She kneels down and gives a small laugh that, as much as you hate to admit, is kind of cute. "Why hello there Arthur, it's nice to meet you." Deciding that she isn't a threat, your Nidoran approaches within arm's reach of the PokeSlut. Amber reaches towards Arthur and to your surprise he lets her scratch him behind the ears. "Ah, he's a sweetie, isn't he."

No, he wasn't a sweetie, he just thought that Amber had food. Because the alternative was that he really was a sweetie who liked this dumb slut more than you. Which was a ridiculous and impossible idea. Not that you say any of that of course, you knew better then to voice your real thoughts. Instead you just observe them for a little bit, Amber's hands moving from behind Arthur's ear to his belly.

Ok, this was getting boring. It wasn't as if a part of you felt jealous with how affectionate Arthur was acting towards Amber. You were just bored. "How about a Pokémon Battle?"

As she hears your voice Amber freezes mid scratch, "What?"

"I said..." Now you had a wide toothy grin on your face. "I challenge you to a Pokémon Battle."