Excerpts from the Book of Caleb (Side story)

Author's note: This idea has been running around in my head for a while now. This chapter takes place in the distant future and is not to be considered canon to the story. I just had to write it. Treat it as a lark I wrote as I reset my brain so that I can continue the main story.

Gina watched as her grandmother's grandmother's grandmother played with the children by the pond in the Imperial park. Kathy was teaching the older girls how to make water fountains with their magic as the younger ones that hadn't manifested their magic yet danced in the spray or picked the flowers that bloomed around Kathy as she walked from child to child.

"Auntie Gina, come play with us!" one of the younger girls called out.

Kathy hollered, "Yeah Auntie Gina come play."

"Grandma Kat you know I'm on duty. I'd love to join you but Aunt April would have my... my rear if I did." Everyone called her Grandma Kat, even though she hadn't aged a day since she became Harem Queen. She was a little wider in the hips, her breasts were slightly larger and slightly saggier, and her hairstyle changed every year, but otherwise she looked exactly the same.

She insisted on informality and hated all the titles that had been thrust upon her, and wasn't afraid to let people know it. Gina's father loved them though, and insisted she be formally announced whenever she returned to their palace. It was one of the cute little arguments that Grandma Kat and her dad had played at over the centuries. Dad and Grandma Kat still called each other pet names, and they hadn't spent more than a weekend apart in over a century.

Gina noticed a pair of witches flying into the park and scanned them with an identification spell. She relaxed when she saw it was Faith and Delores, Grandma Kats seventh and thirty ninth daughters. They were the headmistresses of the Magical Academy founded by Grandma Mary and Grandma June. These two were much less formal than some of Kathy's other daughters. She really didn't want to hear Kathy's complaints after another round of Your Majesty this and Your Highness that.

None of the harem members were very formal aside from Chloe, but even she abandoned it where Kathy was concerned. Not surprising since they slept together almost every night since Chris died in a tragic magical accident. One of Tina's granddaughters had accidentally summoned a shadow demon instead of a shadow creature. Chris and four Lotus Sisters had died before it could be destroyed. Caleb and Kathy had been visiting the colonies on Saturn's moons when the accident happened. By the time they returned to Earth it was too late to cast a resurrection spell. A hundred years later and Kathy was still the only witch able to cast it. Her mana pool was absolutely massive, and the resurrection spell would still drain her completely.

Faith called out, "Mom! You were supposed to be at the school thirty minutes ago. The graduation ceremony is going to start soon. You've got to give your speech. Let's go."

A chorus of children complaining broke out around Kathy as they begged her not to leave yet.

Kathy pouted, "But I give the same speech every year. I haven't changed it in the last twenty at least. They all know it already. Can't I just enchant a shadow clone to give it for me?"

Delores crossed her arms and said, "Absolutely not. Come on Mom. They love to hear your speech. You're the Grand Enchantress, the Sorcerous of Beauty, everyone at the magic academy loves when you visit."

Faith coaxed, "You do this every year Mom. And every year we have to come get you. It's getting old. If you keep this up I'll retire and you'll have to find another headmistress for your grandchildren."

Not all of the magic academy students were blood relations to Kathy, less than half were the descendants of her and her sisters and mother, but every single one of the students had her to thank for their magic.

"Fine, but next year someone else is giving the speech. You'd think I'd earned some playtime after all these years."

Gina hid her laugh. Grandma Kat said the same thing every year. She also spent almost every single day at leisure. Thanks to her fellow harem members the world had very little work for the Empress of Humanity to do to keep it running.

Sonia Guadalupe Helena Anders, Mother Superior of the Sisterhood of the Heavenly Cock, read through the reports from the Alpha Centauri colony. The new cathedral construction was behind and would require more witches to get it's construction back on schedule. She should have expected as much. This was the grandest one yet, four times larger than the last one, with a sixty ton, four hundred twenty cubic foot, solid titanium statue of Caleb and Kathy on their wedding day as the centerpiece.

She set that report aside, it wouldn't require anything from her. High Mother Hazel was quite capable of dealing with it on her own. She glanced at her harem band and wedding ring and felt her pussy gush. When Caleb and Kathy asker her to marry them she thought she was dreaming. Three centuries later and she still got goose bumps whenever she looked at it. She stood from her desk and walked to her office door. The rest of the reports on her desk could wait. She hadn't visited her husband or wives in almost a week, and she was hungry for some cock. If she could pry Caleb's dick away from his daughters long enough to get a good stretching she might even get pregnant again.

She didn't blame his daughters for being cock hogs. All of his wives were too, but his daughters simply outnumbered his wives by a huge factor, and Caleb was a good father to them. He would never deny them his love.

She held her hand out as her broom flew into it and said, "I'm going to the palace. I'll probably be there a day or two. Please inform the Council."

She didn't even glance at the Lotus Sisters guarding her as she swung her huge ass over the broom and flew out the opening in the side of the building. There hadn't been an **** attempt on a harem member in hundreds of years. Not since Kathy and Mary perfected the Darkness and Light spell. The Lotus Sisters following behind her were more a status symbol in this day and age. They were still as well trained as ever, but guard duty was often considered boring by their sisters.

Duchess Angie Anders smiled at the hubunny news caster sitting behind her desk. She was one of Melissa’s descendants that was following in her footsteps. Angie crossed her legs and said, “Currently I have no plans to come out of retirement. Being a porn actress was a lot of hard work and today’s shoots take a lot more time than I’m willing to put in to them. Total immersion neural links require a massive effort on the part of the actresses. And honestly the work is a bit boring after a while. I miss the old days of flat screen or VR porn.”

Jenna the news caster had a puzzled look on her face as she asked, “VR porn, I don’t think I know that term. Was it before or after holographic interaction projectors were perfected?”

“Oh years before. You had to wear this box over your face and the images would be projected onto a screen a few inches away. You held these... stick like objects with buttons on them to control the action on the screen."

Jenna laughed, "That sounds positively medieval. And you preferred these types of porn scenes?"

Angie grinned, "Well the scenes had to be acted out for real, with none of the magic or technology used today. Caleb would actually have sex with us and be recorded, and it was the same for our lesbian scenes. Today the actresses don't have to be in the same room, or even be linked to the computers on the same day. It's just a poorer quality experience for the actresses. As any porn actress can tell you, nothing beats the feel of a real live woman. I mean sure the neural links can imitate the smells and sensations and tastes of the women you've partnered with, but for someone used to the old ways it just isn't the same. And no link has ever been able to reproduce the joy you feel when Caleb gives you a cum covering, or breeds you, or even cums in your mouth. I don't care what anyone says, that technology will never exist."

Jenna said, "Well we can dream, but you're probably right. They keep saying that the technology and magical research to do it is just around the corner, but they've said that for decades. My first time with him was a thousand times better than any of the times I've linked with his simulation. It's almost like he knows exactly where to touch to give maximum pleasure. That's not something they can do with links yet. Anyway, moving along, we hear two of the harem wives are going to come out of retirement. Lori and her first daughter Emily are making a new set of simulations. The rumor is that they going to do a neural link version of their first ever mother daughter scene. Would you like to comment on that for our linkers?"

Angie sat back and said, "The rumors are true, but there's more. Caleb is going to make a link version of his first time with Emily and Lori as well. Not their first threesome, but his first time with each of them ever. The actor they are getting to play Jeff is a really nice guy. Too nice really since Lori's husband was a total bastard from everything I've ever heard. I never met him and he's been dead for centuries now, but he never deserved Lori."

"That sounds amazing. I can't wait for the release. I'm sorry Angie but we have to take an ad break. For those of you just linking in, we will be back to speaking with the Duchess of Japan in thirty seconds."

Amanda and Melissa stepped out of the milking stadium and flew up in the sky on their brooms. They turned south and headed for their favorite restaurant, a small little diner that served hubunny ice cream. Amanda would never admit that she preferred hubunny ice cream over hucow. Hubunny milk was less fattening, but also less flavorful. Amanda would be as big as her stadium if she didn't watch what she ate.

They passed over one of the Unification War memorials. They had both lost several daughters to that cursed war, but it also put an end to poor treatment of their kind. When Caleb declared victory, and Kathy was elevated to Empress of Humanity, her first decree was to end all discrimination against shifters across the solar system. Virtually overnight speciesism ended. The long struggle of their people had finally died and their beloved wife and harem queen had brought it about. Even today, something like one in ten shifter babies were named after her.

As they got close to the ruins of Caleb's old mansion they turned west. The magical dome over the ruins was renewed daily by the Witches Service. It would take another couple hundred years before the radiation dissipated even with the magic being employed. Caleb had been beside himself with grief when the nuclear warheads that targeted his home went off. He was certain Kathy and all the children had died in the blast that started the Unification War. The country responsible was now an irradiated wasteland that would remain uninhabitable for the next two hundred thousand years. Caleb broke down and wept when he learned that the protection spells on the mansion had held and Kathy had led the children and the rest of the harem through the radiation with only her magic as protection.

To this day Kathy insisted that Caleb's lucky watch was the only reason they were able to survive. She had carried it out with her, but it was broken beyond even magical repair. The half melted slag of metal was in a display case behind a magical lock that only Kathy or Caleb could open.

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