How to embrace

“Good. Now come closer. More. More. Yes. To embrace someone, you have to stand very close to that person. Now put your left leg between my legs. And widen your legs so that I can put my legs between you.”

“Why do we have to put our legs between other’s leg Si.. Ron.”

“I know it’s hard for you to understand. But please follow my lead for now. You will understand.” Momee tried to put her leg between Ron’s but due to her wearing sari their legs were getting blocked.

“Ron I think my sari is in the way. What to do?”

“Ahh I will come up with something tomorrow. Now leave it as it is. Now what we are attempting is called a “heart to heart hug’ which is the most suitable type of hugging for you. Because you know, you need to embrace your job passionately. Right?”

“Right.”

“So, in a heart to heart hug, both huggers approach the embrace with their left sides, to achieve this one have to place their left leg in between others legs and hug on their own left sides where the heart is. So their hearts touch each other. This can be done in a standing or seated position. When sitting, your arms and legs can be intertwined. A famous physiologist Mattenson recommends holding it for three minutes or longer. Mattenson explained that: ‘Most people unintentionally hug starting from the right side because it's more protective and further away from the heart, but When you go in from the left side, it's passionate. Which is a great hug for couples who want to become intimate together.”

“But we are not couple. Are we.”

“Of course we are couples Momee. A couple means two people of same sort considered together. In this case we both works in the same company. So we are couple.”

“But it also means that ‘two people who are married or otherwise closely associated romantically or sexually.”

“Remember I’m your Authority. So I can choose any one of the meaning of the word.”

“OK. Then what would be the clause?”

“Clause??”

“Yes you know you have to add a clause with re-defined word meanings.”

“Hmm. OK, then ‘A couple means two people of same sort or same office considered together.’ Is that good for you?”

“That’s good. So we are a couple from now on.”

“That’s great to hear Momee. So again, Heart-to-heart hugs are also beneficial for people who don't typically like hugging but want to appease a loved one who likes physical touch or has physical touch as a love language. In this case you I can bet that you don’t like hugging. Right?”