Digital Decode

“MASTEMON!” said a blended voice of Angewomon and LadyDevimon. A serene calmness had settled onto the battlefield with the emergence of this Digimon. John, his companions, the Digimon, and the derps all felt as soon as the newest Digimon appeared in front of them. Mastemon was split between a black motif on her left side and a white motif on the right side. This new Digimon was covered completely in a high tech armor save for her mouth, which was visible along with twintails that cascaded down the sides of her face and a long ponytail that was so long that it went past her feet. A dress that looked as if it was split into four parts flowed from her hips down to her feet, with three gems on the end of each strand. Six wings spread forth from each side of her back, with the six on the left similar to Angewomon’s feathery angelic wings while the six on the right looked like LadyDevimon’s leathery devil wings. On her helmet was a small wing of each type on the corresponding side of that type of wing. There were various gem-like structures located on her shoes, knee pads, and arm armor that seemed to glow whenever she was about to do something. “You shall do no more harm to anyone that is here!” her voice echoed with a powerful confidence.

“What?! A...a...JOGRESS?!” the stunned Digimon Empress fumbled out. She was completely stunned by this outcome. “I can’t even mold Digicores together, HOW CAN YOU?!” she screamed at John, her eyes stared daggers at him. “Darkdramon...DESTROY THAT WHOREMON AND HER MASTER!” yelled the completely unhinged Digimon Empress. Darkdramon let out a roar of compliance and launched towards Mastemon with its spear drawn.

Mastemon looked on as Darkdramon flew directly at it, seemingly not worried at the incoming attack. It became clear as to why the angelic demon Digimon did not care about Darkdramon’s attack as it elegantly maneuvered around Darkdramon’s Gigastick Lance attack like a ballerina performing her routine. When she was done, Mastemon was now firmly behind Darkdramon as it stopped once it thought it had impaled Mastemon. It tilted its head to the side when it did not see Mastemon on the end of its spear.

“Dark Despire” she said as she raised her left hand, her demonic power thanks to her LadyDevimon half empowering this attack. Darkdramon howled in pain as a seemingly invisible box began to shrink around Darkdramon. The creature slowly got pushed further and further together until its armor started to crack as the invisible pressure crushed it. John and Gali quickly covered the eyes of Mimi and Yaya so they would not witness this horrid sight while Sam and Shelly covered their ears so the howls of pain would not taint their derpy little minds. The howls and gruesome sight ended with what John assumed was the Digicore, a bright white, glowing orb located in the chest of Darkdramon was crushed into dust.

“W-what?! No! You...you completely destroyed its Digicore! It won’t even reincarnate! You truly and utterly destroyed that Digimon!” a shocked Digimon Empress stuttered out. “You...what are you?!” she asked.

“I am the one who shall free us all from your Digital Hell!” Mastemon said, both voices clear in their conviction. “CHAOS ****!” she said as she aimed it towards John and the others. A ball of light energy and a ball of dark energy appeared on either side of the group and fused together. The new shape was a circle made of a light and dark metal that wrapped around each other with a liquid mirror-like essence. “Master, take our friends and go through the portal. I shall make sure she and her Witchmon do not interfere,” Mastemon told John.

“Right,” John said as he turned to the group. “Well, you heard her!” he said as he motioned for everyone to go. Sam and Gali both grabbed one of the derps while they held onto their injured Digimon and went through the portal. They were quickly followed by the other humans. Darcmon and Gryzmon stood by to make sure everyone got through.

“No. No. NO!” screamed the Digimon Empress. “YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE SHE DID! YOU RUINED MY PLANS JUST LIKE SHE DID! SO NOW YOU’LL BECOME EASIER TO CONTROL, JUST LIKE HER!” yelled the Digimon Empress, who seemed to have lost any veneer of composure. “DIGIFORM!” yelled the wicked woman as her finger pointed at John as light began to form at the tip.

“Never!” said Mastemon as she moved to intercept the Digimon Empress but was blocked by a Witchmon who rammed into her. The two tumbled down from the sky as Witchmon did her best to prevent Mastemon from interfering with the Digimon Empress. The beam finished forming and shot right at John.

“No! Not again!” declared Gryzmon as she jumped in front of John and took the full **** of the beam. She did not, however, seem to be hurt from the beam. Rather, it caused the Digimon to glow in a bright light as her form seemed to change, just like evolution. The bear-like Digimon’s shape turned into that of a rather well built woman. When the light finally faded, a large, blonde haired woman in shining whitish silver armor laid before John.

“Mastemon! Let’s go!” John said as he grabbed the seemingly **** woman and jumped through the portal, which Mastemon quickly followed suit. John watched as he was sucked through a wormhole-like tunnel to another location. A bluish-black tunnel spun around him as he moved through the tunnel, propelled completely independently from his own movements. The portal soon opened up to streaks of light that, once he broke through the horizon, shifted into a sea of stars as the tunnel now only appeared above and below him. John was amazed as he saw all those stars pass by him on this journey. He was pushed through the corridor as it whipped and wound through it until he hit a wall of light and was spit out into the room of the compound that he and his group had entered a long time ago.

The first thing John noticed when he regained his senses were the cries of his two derpy wards. It took a second for John to focus on what was in front of him, but he did eventually see that it was Mimi and Yaya crying in front of him while Gali and Sam tried, and failed, to console the two derps.

“Why...why are they crying?” John asked as he slowly got up.

“Their Digimon disappeared,” Shelly told John as he did a quick scan of the room and saw that, indeed, Lunamon and Coronamon were gone, as well as Mastemon.

“Weird. In the shows they could come to the real world. Although, in some games they couldn’t until the world was partially combined with the Digital World. So I’ll assume that’s the rules we’re using,” John told Shelly, who still had no idea what John was talking about.

“Hey girls, can you stop crying for a second and let me explain where our friends went?” John asked the two derps who stopped mid-cry and nodded their heads as they used their arms to whip away their tears. “Good,” John said as he showed the two derps a wide, happy smile. “They actually went back to the castle and are waiting for you there! That’s why Mastemon isn’t here either. She’s the one that took them there so they can rest up and be ready to play when you two get there,” John told them. They stared at John for a second before they jumped up excitedly.

“Really?!” they asked in unison. John just stood up, gave them a pat on the head, and nodded at them. “Yay! We can play all sorts of games with them when we get back to the castle!”

“Oooo, yeah! Like derp, derp goose!” suggested Mimi.

“Or who can eat the most!” thought up Yaya.

“So that’s why our food supplies seem to randomly drop low,” Gali told John and Sam.

“Yeeeaaaah, we should have guessed that from the beginning,” John noted. “But yeah, you two need to stay back with Gali and do everything she tells you to do, got it?” John told the derps. “We are in a very dangerous place and we don’t want you to get hurt, understand?” asked John. The two derps nodded and latched onto Gali’s legs.

“Not quite what he meant, but it’s ok, dearies,” Gali said happily as she gave them pats on the head.