Ron Weasley

Ah! Yes, the hot headed friend of Harry Potter and youngest Weasley son. Impulsive, quick to act, thinks with his heart and not brain. Perfect for accidental humiliation.

(Story 1) Ron tries a spell to turn his dick into a cock, and accidentally turns it into a clitty.

(Story 2) Ron tries pranking Malfoy, only for it to backfire horribly, as Malfoy uses the Incontinentia curse on Ron.

(Story 3) Ron spots a gloryhole and accidentally bounds himself to it.

(Story 4) After a humiliating cock measuring competition, Ron wakes up to a picture of his dick compared to his dormmates' cocks, with the phrase "Do as I say, or everyone will see" written on it.

Either way, what will it be?