Cavewoman

John took away Scarlett's ID. "First of all, this is a lie." he told her.

"Your real name is Ugg Ugg," said John. "And you are the last cavewoman on Earth. Not only that, you are my pet cavewoman, since the government trusts me to keep you in line."

Scarlett immediately gained a leopard print outfit, took on a lanky pose, and grunted. She also had a collar and leash around her neck.

Scarlett, now called Ugg Ugg, began to grunt in a primal way.

John decided to get another daughter. This one would be a goth, always wearing black, and of course being a typical goth girl, shop at Hot Topic, and listen to heavy metal music.

John saw actress Emma Stone, his perfect goth daughter.