The first show

"Welcome everyone to our premiere episode of SWF Climax! Where you get one hour of hot sex and **** that you never seen before. I am Scot 'The Horndog' Stevens.' and besides me is the ever lovely Debbie Dallas."

"Hi everyone. Remember to see me in my upcoming movie. Debbie does the world."

"Sounds like a gangbang of a movie Debbie."

"Oh, Scot." Debbie laughs, "It is."

"Well, we got a hell of a first show. First we will have a Mixed match with Victoria Wen the Muscle Milf with the Evil Scientist. Then we got a tag team match with the School Bullies who are facing the ever loving Phat Girls. And finally a title match for the Mid Card with El Diabla vs. Monica the Latina Princess."

"I'm pretty it's La Diabla not El, Scot."

"Who cares!" Let's get this show on the road!" Scot yells.