Kate and Laura, officemates and friends.

"So, Laura..." Kate said awkwardly, red-faced and out of breath. "I, uh, need to confess something."

"Mmf." Laura pulled her face reluctantly from between Kate's legs. "What?"

"I think what we're doing isn't normal."

Laura suddenly panicked. Did Kate know? She held her tongue, not wanting to give anything away.

"You may have a hard time believing this, but all day people have been acting like everything I do is normal," Kate said nervously.

Laura wasn't sure how to respond. What Kate had said was true, but not for Kate - for her.

"That makes no sense. You haven't done anything weird at all today." She considered telling Kate that she had it backwards but she once again stayed silent. "If anything, I've been acting weird."

Kate sat up in her chair, their session apparently over. "Then what is this? Is it normal for you to eat me out?"

"I- uh, sure, yeah, why would you say otherwise?" Laura answered with a blush. "It's perfectly normal."

"See, you only think that because I did it and everything I do registers as unremarkable for some reason. Like this." She reached out and slapped one of Laura's bare breasts hard, causing the skin to redden.

Laura winced a little at the pain. "I mean, that is normal. Can't say I love it, but it's not unusual. To be honest, Kate, I think you're mixed up. I'm the one who's been acting weird. What you're describing is true, but for me. For God's sake, I just spent twenty minutes shoving my tongue into you!"

"But that was because I wanted it!" Kate said, getting frustrated. "You wouldn't normally have just gone to town on me like it was nothing!"

"Ok, look," Laura said. "I'll prove it to you." She stepped out of their office, topless in her professional skirt and heels.

"Kate gives the best head in the office!" she yelled across the cubicle farm to no reaction. She turned smugly back to her officemate, her breasts swinging slightly with motion. "See? No reaction."

Kate rolled her eyes. "Of course not, you didn't do anything weird. Here, watch this." She glanced around and saw Mark approaching. She stepped in his way and reached down to cup his dangling balls. He smiled as she did so, asking how her weekend was. In response she spit in his face and squeezed, causing him to groan in pain.

She spun triumphantly to face Laura, who shrugged and responded nonchalantly. "What's weird? That you interrupted Mark when he was clearly in a hurry?" Mark had kept moving as soon as their interaction was over.

"That, or the way I squeezed his nutsack!"

"If he didn't like it, maybe he should wear some clothes," Laura responded with a chuckle.

A thought suddenly formed in Kate's mind. "What if we're both right? What if everything we do looks normal, even to each other?"