Sadly eat spaghetti

Ethan sadly eats his spaghetti.

Frankly, it’s almost pathetic how sad it is.

{if Heather Affection >79}Suddenly, he sits upright, memory hitting him like a freight truck. Heather! He’s been so caught up thinking about women with dicks, he forgot all about her! Well, temporarily at least.

Whipping out his phone, he shoots her a text.

E: Hey.

Not his best intro line, but enough to hopefully get the ball rolling.{endif}

{if Heather Alt =true}Suddenly, he sits upright, memory hitting him like a freight truck. Heather! He’s been so caught up thinking about women with dicks, he forgot all about her! Well, temporarily at least.

Whipping out his phone, he shoots her a text.

E: Hey.

Not his best intro line, but enough to hopefully get the ball rolling.{endif}