Turn around

Quickly you turn around and see...

the face of an old woman. A familiar face.

"Oh hello young man," said the old woman.

She had her sack on her back again. I wonder if she wants to sell you something again. The golden wig had been a good investment after all.

"Um... hello."

"I saw. Saw your wife dancing. She was beautiful. Beautiful woman yes yes."

Was she there that night? Even if she was, you haven't seen her.

"May I invite you in again? Your bag looks heavy," you ask her kindly.

"You were sent by the Lord, my dear. Very gladly yes yes." the woman said, rubbing her hands together.

At the Inn, the old lady also got straight to the point.

"So you liked my product, did you?"

"The wig was... useful, yes."

"So that's how it is hehe hehe."

The old lady smiled at you so that her gold tooth flashed.

"Then I might have something for you. Or rather, for your beautiful wife."

The old lady rummaged in her sack and took out three pieces of clothing.

The first looked like a bikini pieced together from curtains. A bit cheap.

The second piece looked a bit more subtle. The lingerie was us silk and a fabric that would go well with the wig.

And the third... um... could it still be called clothing? That what the old lady put there were more something like put-ons. Two for the breasts, which just covered the nipples and one for the genital area, also not very big. These patches had the shape and look of barrels. The ones on the breasts even had taps. How tasteful.

"Because you're such a nice boy I'm going to make you a special offer he he he. This one for 100 gold." She pointed to the curtain - bikini.

"This one for 200 gold." Now she pointed to the lingerie.

"And this one for..." she pointed to the patches.

"300 gold."

Your jaw dropped.

"This is all insanely expensive!"

"Quality has its price, my boy. You should know that by now. And I only sell quality hehe. Choose what you want. Buy everything. Or nothing. Your choice."