You can get ass anytime, follow the mysterious guy

As mesmerizing as that ass in front of John was, he had to admit that he could probably find another one just as good easily. Hell, he could have ten of her sort delivered to his front door if he felt like it, right? No, the decision was clear. He had to find out what this was all about. He looked left and right if anyone was watching him. Then, he realized that he had nothing at all to hide anyway and just stepped over to the mysterious figure.

John felt a little ridiculous to approach him, half hidden behind a tree, but then again not actually concealed. Anyone who would walk past would totally see both of them and just wonder what the hell they were doing behind that tree. "Can I help you?" John asked him with raised eyebrows. The other guy looked about 25, tall, a bit lanky, and had a very nervous look about him.

"Hi." he said with a short nervous laugh "So, you ARE real." John found that quite the peculiar thing to say. "What?" was all his flabbergasted mind came up with as an answer. "Sorry... sorry. That must seem a bit weird I guess." John snorted "Yeah sure, only a little bit. Let me ask again, can I help you with something?"

"I.. well.. I don't know really. You know.. this may seem strange but... where am I?" John blinked at him several times. Could it be? Could this guy be just like him? Thrown into this world just recently? Just this morning maybe? But still, why would he be so confused then? John had a long explanation about everything. Sure, he did not really believe it at first but at least he had one.

"Why are you grinning?" The guy asked him. John realized that he was lost in thought and smiling. "Oh. Sorry about that. Okay, maybe I can help you. What is your name by the way?"

"Steve," he said and seemed to calm down a little bit. "Can you really?" he asked. "Well, that remains to be seen. Tell me Steve, did you, let us say arrive here just recently?" Steve fixed him with a big-eyed stare and nodded "Yes! I think. I mean I don't really know where here is, but... I think so. This morning I woke up and... everything was so weird! My apartment was all changed, none of my neighbors was around. And then as I went outside it all looked so familiar.. but still wrong! And the weirdest part, there are no men, none! Well until I found you that is."

Johns suspicions seemed to be confirmed "Okay, so first of all, calm down, okay? You are not crazy. The same thing happened to me a while ago. Well, not exactly the same but very similar. So, was there really no warning this would happen? No message for you? No, let's say, brochure on your desk explaining this or anything?"

The confused look he got in response was answer enough. "I will take that as a no. Alright then, let me catch you up. You, my friend, are in for a treat, let me tell you that! But first of all, let us maybe get out of the bushes." Still nervous, but seemingly excited to learn more, Steve agreed "Alright." Together they sat down on the bench at the edge of the park.