Extinct animals exhibit

"That's a fat ass," Steven said.

Mary whipped around in shock. "You -!"

Steven pointed behind her with a smile. Mary turned to see a diorama of an extinct species of donkey.

"Oh, ha, ha," Mary said with a small smile. "Guess that fits with the tiny cock."

"Hey! It is not!" Steven covered his groin in shame. Mary pointed behind him, showing that he was blocking a picture comparing dinosaurs to modern day chickens.

"Fine, but that was just cruel," Steven said.

"Oh, come on! I'm just kidding," Mary snickered.

"Yeah, yeah," Steven said. "Least I left out the shaved pussy."

Mary rolled her eyes. "Oh, yeah, like I'm falling for that!"

She turned around to see not a picture of any saber-toothed cats, but an old group of elk. Mary gasped and turned to Steven, who had already started running farther into the exhibit while laughing hysterically.

"You freaking pervert!" Mary chased after him, sharing in his good-natured laughter.

"Good to know your humor stayed the same," Cassie joked.

"Trust me, you're never too old for some dirty jokes," Mary said.

Sam stared at the open door in confusion. "Look, open door or not, should we really be trespassing through the museum?"

"It's not trespassing," Dana said. "If we have reason to believe a criminal is inside, that allows us to go in without a warrant. And I'm pretty sure that asshole is in there trying to get photos of that girl."

"And posting those online without her consent is illegal," Sam finished. "Alright, let's go."

The two officers crept into the dark museum, searching for Gus and the streakers. Sam took out his flashlight shined it around the main wing, trying to make out any shapes in the darkness. He swung to the left and almost bashed his hand into the animatronic knight.

"Stop right there, criminal scum!" The robot said. "Flash photography is forbidden in this kingdom!"

The knight unsheathed his broadsword and swung it down towards Sam's flashlight. The sword knocked it out of his hand while making a loud tearing sound as it did so. Dana gasped in shock and jumped back. "Sam! Are you okay?"

Sam felt his belt fall to the ground at his feet and his leg peaking through a large cut alongside his pants. He bent down to pick up his flashlight, but the robot knight slashed at it again. This time, it cut through the other side. Sam's pants fell into four pieces. He quickly grabbed his underwear with both hands before they could fall in half. They were the only thing keeping him from being naked.

He glared up at the knight, who sheathed his sword. "Thank you for following the law, citizen."

Sam turned back at Dana, who's eyes were glued at his barely concealed ass. Her arms clung to the shirt Sam had given her, as if she was worried the robot was going to strip her next. He shrugged and tried to make a joke to alleviate the tension. "So...that's what that feels like, huh?"

"Yeah," Dana said absentmindedly. "Yeah, it kind of is."

The two cops heard another robot shout. "Flash photography is forbidden in this land!"

"Hey! Lemme go, you overgrown throw rug!"

"That's that pervert!" Dana shouted. "Let's get him!"

Sam hobbled after Dana, still clinging to his underwear. They bolted into a prehistoric room filled with cavemen and extinct animals. A wooly mammoth in the center of the room had a pair of jeans hanging from one of its tusks.

"Dammit! He got away again!" Dana cursed. "C'mon! They're probably heading to the airport if they went this way, and he's not far behind!"

She began to run, but stopped when she heard the sound of Sam's boots growing faint. She turned to see he was practically limping with his hands on his crotch and ass.

Dana ran back to face him. "Look, Sam, you're gonna have to pick up the pace!"

"This is as fast as I can run without stepping out of my underwear!" Sam protested.

"Well, we're never going to catch them at this rate!"

"Then what would you suggest I do?!"

Dana's eyes drifted down to his barely covered waist. She knew exactly what she wanted him to do but was a little hesitant to voice it.