Confusion. A lot of confusion.

I woke up in my own bed, naked. I had no idea what time it was, all I knew was that I felt light-headed.

Oh, and that my neck was killing me.

I looked around my room before getting up. I put some clothes on, and looked at my phone, which kindly told me it was 9:30AM.

How the hell had I managed to fall asleep when a beautiful girl like Anna was with me? I opened the door of my room and called out her name: "Anna?".

No response. Complete silence.

I began to wonder if I'd simply hallucinated the whole thing.

You can't hallucinate something like that.

Fucking hell, I thought to myself, not this again.

"What are you? Why do I suddenly hear your voice in my head?"

I am the Oracle, and as for your second question, I have no idea.

"The oracle? Great that's, just great, I'm crazy now."

You aren't crazy.

"That sounds exactly like something a crazy person would say to himself."

Fair point.

"Okay, but seriously what are you."

The Oracle. Well, at least, the spirit of the Oracle.

I sighed. "Why are you so cryptic."

I'm the Oracle.

By that point, I had already gotten tired of dealing with my own insanity. "Okay, you know what, nevermind, I'll deal with you later."So I decided to go to the bathroom to brush my teeth.

I grabbed my toothbrush & paste, and started brushing my teeth when I noticed the bite mark in my neck.

"Wsha Dha Fugch?" I said through a toothpaste filled mouth. I began to wonder if Anna had done that to me yesterday night, but since I had no way of contacting her, I'd just assumed so. It was either that, either a bat flew into my room during the night and bit me. I went to go touch the mark, but the Oracle voice thing spoke up again:

You should be dead. How are you not dead.

"What? Wait. Yesterday, you told me at least I wasn't going to die a virgin, what did you mean by that?"

_Sigh. _Kid, that Anna that you met yesterday, she wasn't just anyone.

"What?"

She was a vampire. Actually, one of the original ones.

"Oh, okay that makes sense."

A few moments of silence echoed before the Oracle said

Really? Because I thought-

"NO OF COURSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT????? VAMPIRES????? ORIGINAL VAMPIRES??????" I may have been slightly mad.

Yes.

"Explain yourself."