Ugly Pageant

"And just what am I helping you with, exactly?" Anisha asked.

"See, it's like this." The blonde said as she pulled on her robe and pulled out her phone, "I've entered in the Miss Drop Dead Gorgeous Californian Beauty pageant, and I've pretty much wiped the floor with all the other competition! Almost..."

Turning her phone to Anisha, the blonde showed her a picture of an extremely attractive Latina woman. "This is Lenora, the only contestant here who is an actual threat. I want you to sabotage her last challenge of the pageant."

"Wow..." Anisha said. "Harsh much?"

"I have starved, tanned, and trained myself for eight months, beating out all the other bitches from LA!" The blonde snapped, "I'm not gonna let some Baja Bimbo Bitch waltz in and steal what's rightfully mine! I want you to find a way to embarrass her on National TV, in front of millions of viewers! Now do your little job, Nudy Judy!"

"That's just cruel! And I'm not Nu-"

"Get to freaking work!"

"I told you to leave it be, but do you ever listen?" Monika said as she sat on the bench next to Wendy, both women outside of the mall. "Nope! You just had to go with your gut. And look at that! Your gut was wrong, yet again. And it got you suspended from the mall for a month."

"I know that bitch is hiding something, Mon!" Wendy snarled, "Doesn't it strike you as odd as we haven't heard one peep from Anisha the entire time that 'Judith' showed up?!"

"Maybe she's housesitting while Anisha goes on one of her wild goose chases looking for myths and legends?" Monika suggested. "She was always talking about wanting to hunt down a wendigo, or a chupacabra, or whatever."

"And why didn't she tell us then?!" Wendy challenged.

"Maybe when I made fun of her for coming back home from that bigfoot hunt covered in skunk musk and poison ivy?"

"... Oh yeah." Wendy admitted, "You still never apologized for that."

"And I'm not going to." Monika said with a smug smirk. "Why should I apologize for making fun of you two for doing stupid stuff?"

Wendy opened her mouth to argue, but closed it when she saw Nudy Judy exit the mall, now dressed in one of her many new outfits as she sipped from an Orange Julius. "There she is..."

"Wendy, not this again..." Monika groaned as she looked up to see Wendy slowly approaching the woman, sighing as she got up and followed.

"Mmm... They still got it." Nudy Judy said as she tossed the empty cup into the trash can.

"Judith!"

"Eek!" Nudy Judy squeaked as she turned around to see Wendy and Monika approaching. "Please don't hurt me!"

"I'm not." Wendy said, "I... Want to apologize. It's just, we haven't seen our friend lately and when I saw the jacket... I acted way out of line."

"O-oh." Nudy Judy said, blinking a few times before clearing her throat. "That's quite alright. Mistakes happen, and we should let bygones be bygones. Especially in front of the little one."

"'Little one'?" Wendy asked in confusion.

"Your daughter." Nudy Judy said, gesturing to a surprised Monika. "How old is the little sweatheart? Five? Six?"

"Excuse me?!" Monika growled, her surprise turning to anger as she glared up at the woman. "I'm twenty-one, bitch!"

"Aww, and you're in such a hurry to grow up, too!" Nudy Judy cooed as she patted Monika on the head, the smaller woman looking like she was about to explode. "But you may want to watch you language, or your mommy might put you in time out."

Wendy opened her mouth to argue, only to close it again as she thought about all the times that Monika had acted all high and mighty towards her and Anisha despite her small frame and flat chest. And this 'Judith' seemed to want to be around them thinking that Monika was much younger than she actually was...

That's when an idea formed.

"Oh, no. I'm just babysitting Little Monika here for a friend." Wendy lied, smiling slightly.

"You're what?!" Monika asked.

"As for her age, the little scamp just turned six last week."

"I just turned WHAT?!" Monika barked, **** in her eyes.

"Her mommy had to go to work to take care of some baby animals at the shelter, so she asked good ol' Auntie Wendy to watch over her Precious Angel."

"WHAT?!"

"Aww, that's so sweet!" Nudy Judy cooed, a smile on her face. Suddenly, an idea came to her. "Oh, I know! How about I take you two out for a girls day? My treat."

"Can I talk to you for a second?" Monika asked Wendy as she pulled her away. Once the two were out of earshot, she glared at Wendy and snarled through her teeth, "What. The hell. Do you think you're freaking doing?!"

"That bitch is hiding something, Monika!" Wendy replied under her breath, purposely leaving out the parts about petty payback. "Or am I the only one who noticed she pulled out Anisha's wallet and paid with Anisha's credit cards?!"

Monika opened her mouth to argue, but closed it once she realized that Wendy was right. "Okay, fair point. But -"

"But nothing!" Wendy interrupted. "We are going to get to the bottom of this and find out what she did to our friend. And if we have to play the friendly babysitter and her charge to do that, then so be it!"

Monika growled, but seeing no way out of this, was **** to sigh in defeat as she shook her head. "If this bimbo comes at me with a diaper or even entertains the idea of taking us to that stupid kiddie arcade and pizza parlor with the creepy robots, your fat ass is grass."

Wendy smugly smirked but nodded as she grabbed Monika's hand and lead her back to Nudy Judy. "We'd be honored to join you, Ms. Judith. What did you have planned?"

"Am I really gonna do this?" Anisha asked herself as she eyed Lenora, the latina humming to herself as she brushed her hair while dressed in her bikini. "The only way I get out of this is to fulfill the request, but I can't embarrass this girl! Of course, I don't wanna be stuck with that stuck up blonde bimbo either..."

Just then an idea came to her...

"Did you do it?" The blonde asked impatiently as Anisha returned.

"You can say that..." Anisha said with a smirk.

"What did you do?"

Before Anisha could answer, the announcer introduced Lenora to the stage for her talent act: Diving. The blonde waited eagerly as she watched Lenora climb up the tall ladder to the diving board. "Ooh, did you do something to her bikini?!"

"You'll see..." Anisha replied with a sly grin, sneakily grabbing a hold of the sash that was tying the blonde's robe closed...