Slipping and sliding on the mall

Embarrasing Event: Fountain Mishap.

Difficulty: Medium

You run by the mall´s fountain, slipping and sliding on a patch of wet floor.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck. How could I have been so careless, I was home free!” Daniela muttered, running into the food court. She briefly stopped, looking at the absolute regiment of people eating there. She shook her head once more. Screw it, just one last push, and she was home free.

Daniela looked down at her feet and began to run. She tried to push away the cheers, the whistles, and the gasps as she kept streaking. Maybe if she ran fast enough, no one would be able to take a close look at- “Aaaaahh!”

As Daniela ran next to the fountain in the middle of the court, she found out the hard way that the floor was wet. Her feet slipped, and she tumbled into the water with all the grace of a drunk penguin, sending splashes of water to all the nearby tables.

Daniela’s head soon resurfaced as she gasped for air. As soon as her ears popped out of the surface, she heard the rapacious laughter echoing in the court. A few bubbles came out of her mouth, censoring a stream of obscenities that would make a seasoned sailor blush. But, well, maybe not blush as strongly as Daniela.

The naked woman almost rolled out of the fountain in her **** attempt to escape, her body now covered in a sleek veneer of cold water. With the laughter still ringing in her ears, she attempted to flee the mall once and for all.

Challenge Result: Failure. You accidentally slip and fall into the mall fountain, creating a splash that drenches nearby shoppers. Lose 2 DP as you try to climb out of the fountain.

“…This day can’t get any worse-h-hey, get out of the w-way!” Daniela was running straight into another person. She tried to stop but found little traction due to the water covering her feet.

“Ehh, ack!” Daniela crashed headlong into another person, a tall woman wearing a sundress. Despite the impact, she did not tumble. The woman grabbed Daniela by the shoulders and stabilized her. “M-my word, you are naked!”

“Y-yes, so can you please move away? I’m trying to go back home.”

“Oh, you poor thing. W-would you like something to wear?” the woman offered, reaching into her shopping bag.

“Oh my god, yes! I’d love to-” Daniela looked at what the woman pulled out. “Are you fucking with me?”

“S-sorry, I don’t have anything else to give you,” she replied with an apologetic shrug.

“Whatever.” Daniela grabbed the sports cap and put it on top of her wet hair, pushing the visor as down as it could. “Thanks, I guess.”

“Good luck!”

Awkward Encounter: The Good Samaritan.

You accidentally streak past a kind-hearted Good Samaritan who takes pity on you and decides to donate what they had in hand. Draw a Makeshift Item card.

Makeshift Item: Sport Cap

A simple sports cap with the initials of a local team emblazoned on it. Can lower the difficulty of Challenges involving athleticism as the cap inspires you to do your best. Avoid losing 1 DP in events involving athleticism, sports or exercise.