Daniela lands on an event space, she must cross a parking lot.

Embarrasing Event: The Car Maze

Difficulty: Medium

Coming across a crowded parking lot, you crouch down and stay close to the floor to try and cross it without attracting any attention.

Unfortunately, Daniela’s luck didn’t hold. The next street was filled with traffic and pedestrians. If she ran across it, she was sure her face would spontaneously combust out of shame. She needed a more hidden way to move forward. She found such an alternative in the giant parking lot in front of a supermarket, where a maze of parked cars could passably hide a crouching woman from the street.

Putting her knees on the floor, Daniela crawled across the parking lot. “Huh, and I thought the kneepads were going to be useless…”

She kept her head and her slim derriere as low as she could. Sweat started to come down her face. Crawling around was quite the exercise, but her nerves were also shot, her senses on high alert for anyone coming her way.

Slowly, and after many twists, turns, and close calls, Daniela managed to reach the other side of the parking lot undetected. With a smile, she stood up and went to… stare straight at the dumbfounded face of a confused man.

Awkward Encounter Space: The Lost Tourist

Difficulty: Easy

You stumble upon a lost tourist who mistakes your streaking for a local tradition or custom and asks for directions.

He had short dark hair, wore a colorful shirt, and had a giant camera hanging from his neck. Daniela gulped, If that think took a photo of her, she would bet good money that you could even see her pores in the picture.

The man was poised to take a shot. He aimed his camera up. “W-w-wait! Please, don’t take a picture!”

“No pictures.” The man gave a thumbs up. “Ok. Is going naked local tradition?”

Ah, a tourist. That explained a thing or two. Well, better he thought there was a purpose to her streaking. “Err, yes! Very important local tradition.”

“Why?”

“Well, you see… hmmm, every year we hold this, err, contest! And the winner has to run around naked to commemorate, err, the old fable of the Emperor has no Clothes. Which, hmm, started here in this town, funnily enough. It’s a very big honor, honestly.”

“Ah, I know that story. The Emperor is a big fool, so you are the local fool, yes?”

“Yes… I guess so.”

“Ok.” The man gave Daniela another thumbs up. “ Thanks for story!”

“You are welcome. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to keep… making a fool out of myself.”

Daniela sprinted past the man, gripping her intimates almost as if she was trying to squeeze them. She gnashed her teeth together. Hopefully, she hadn’t started the legend of the local naked fool. Oh well, at least he didn’t take a picture. That was the important part.

Car Maze Result: Success!

Lost Tourist Result: Failure. Lose 1 DP as you try to explain the situation and accidentally make you look worse with your ignorance.