Cameras, and Guards, and Polecats! Oh my!

"Shh! Not so loud!" Mary hissed, placing her own hand over Steven's mouth. "I know you didn't, but we have to be quick if we want to be undetected."

Steven nodded as Mary removed her hand. "Sorry." He whispered, "So, what do we do now?"

"Well, if we go back in, we'll be right back to square one." Mary admitted, "So the only other choice I see is to..."

Cassie burst out laughing as Steven and Mary blushed awkwardly. "No freaking way!" She exclaimed, wiping away a tear. "You guys actually streaked back to Dad's dorm?! And it was MOM'S idea?!"

"Look, I wasn't seeing any other option at the time, okay! I didn't like it either!" Mary replied, "As for your father..."

"Are you freaking crazy?!" Steven hissed, his eyes widening. "We go out on the street, we'll get arrested and kicked out of college!"

"And what do you think we're gonna get if we go back inside with several employees waiting to call security back in?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Look, I don't like it either, but I'm not seeing any other options at this point." Mary said. She then raised an eyebrow as she asked, "Steven? Why do I feel something hard against my leg?"

"Oh, crap! I'm sorry!" Steven whispered, quickly getting off of Mary. "I didn't -"

"Nevermind." Mary interrupted, taking a quick glance at Steven's erect manhood -

"Really, Dad?" Cassie asked, "Again with making stuff up?"

"You saw?!" Mary asked Steven, turning scarlet. "It was just a quick glance, how did you even notice?! Why didn't you tell me you noticed?!"

"You never asked..."

"Wait... That part actually happened?"

"Nevermind." Mary interrupted, taking a quick glance at Steven's erect manhood before shaking her head. "Let's just get going. How far away do you live, exactly?"

"I might need to see a few landmarks and street names to find out." Steven admitted.

"Then let's get going." Mary said as the two crawled through the bushes, sticking low to the ground.

After a few minutes of crawling, the two came to the a dirt path. They stood up and stepped out of the bushes, leaves and twigs in Mary's hair as they nervously looked around...

And locked eyes with Mike, the lanky twenty year old.

"Well now! Looky 'ere!" Mike drawled, "There are a couple o' streakers around!"

"Run!" Mary shouted as they sped off in the opposite direction before Mike could pull out his phone.

"Ya can run, but ya'll still gonna be online!" Mike shouted and lifted up his phone... Just as the battery went dead. "Dagnabbit! Outta juice! At least I got my disposable!"

Steven and Mary ran as fast as they could to avoid the vacationer, turning the corner... And bumping right into the twenty year old female security guard with a badge that read "Dana".

"So, you freaks thought you could get away, huh?!" Dana asked as she went to grab for Mary, Steven pulling the latter out of the guard's reach as they continued to run. "Dang it! Get back here!"

Now running with a security guard and a yokel on their asses, Mary and Steven dove into a hedge maze, running through it until they came to stop at the center where a large fountain stood in the middle.

"That was too close." Mary whispered, sighing in relief. "Are we safe now, Steven?"

"Uh... Define 'Safe'."

Confused, Mary turned to see Steven staring in fear at the fountain. Turning her head in the same direction, her eyes widened as she saw a skunk drinking from the fountain. Fortunately, it hadn't seen the couple.

Unfortunately, this was because it was facing away from them with it's tail end facing them!

And to make matters worse...

"Here, nudists!" Mike's voice called out from the left, "I got my camera 'ere! Ya'll gonna be the biggest stars online!"

"Carl! This is Dana!" Dana's voice called out from the right, "I've located the streakers and am moving in to detain them! Meet me at the hedge maze, over!"

"We're trapped like rats!" Steven whispered, "What'll we do?!"

"Wow. Talk about a bad night." Cassie commented. "Photographed, arrested, and sprayed by a skunk in one night."

"It would have been, if not for your mother's quick thinking." Steven replied...