Something Sweet

It was the sweetest scent that truly aroused her appetite. Above every spice and smell one smell sweeter than chocolate or caramel or honey sat. It was her nose that led her, like a cartoon character from a commercial she chased the sweet and heavenly scent through the market, scouring the stalls for the source.

Her feet locked in place when she saw it, an off putting design to what otherwise seemed like an incredibly desirable piece of food. Her chosen treat, the thing that had guided her through the market place, was shaped like a dick.

A long shaft and two large swollen balls beneath, the actual texture off it however seemed more like caramel, though beneath that based off the different stages of completion she could see at the table there was a pastry and some kind of cream filling, something she guessed was probably a purposeful joke. As much as the shape had caught her off guard, it's hardly going to kill her to have something shaped a little inappropriately, and it's hardly worse than some of the pranks and jokes she'd seen at college.

Shrugging off her initial reaction she approaches the table. The vendor, a large slightly hairy creature with two small tusks shooting from his mouth, turned giving her a dismissive glance before speaking, "Three Coils."

Maria blinked, she had forgotten money, she opened her mouth and then closed it.

The vendor gave a sigh, "No money? Well you can trade for it I s'pose, got anything of value or any skills you can apply?"