Dick-cheese reveal!

"Well, the iBod malfunctioned and, as my colleague so kindly hinted at, I'm now infact a blob of dick cheese, the exact thing plaguing you." Walter explained
"Whaaat!? Oh gosh, that is weird... Wait! The iBod's not completely busted is it?" Jacob asked, sounding worried.
"No, it doesn't appear to be, given my colleague took the form of Junia after the malfuction with me." Walter stated, annoyed. He heard Jacob sigh with releif, it was nice of his son to worry about hi-
"That's good, because you being Junia this morning..."
"Yes?"
"Oh, uh, umm, sorry. It's just, I, uh...found it really hot."
"Heavens, son! Were you just... wanking off to ME!?"
"What? No..."
"My God! You were!"
"Okay, okay. So what? I was essentially just wanking off to Junia."
"I guess..."