Jacob's dick cheese problem

"I've got an issue with my dick! Well, actually it's more like... i got dick cheese! A lot of it!" Jacob said, worry clearly in his voice. Walter couldn't help but chuckle slightly.
"I may know a thing or two about that. Just-" Walter started explaining.
"More than just a little bit, given, you know." 'Junia' cut in, teasing the blob of smegma.
"What's that mean? And who was that?" Jacob asked, confused. Walter groaned, he didn't entirely want to explain everything.