Dalgona Danger

“Hurry up, Yui! We’re going to be late!” A certain blue-haired young woman yelled at her roommate.

Yui sighed as she was literally dragged off her couch. “It’s literally a quarter till, and the event is in the hotel. We’ll be fine.”

“Yeah, so? I want to get there early so we can flirt with Dan!” Maddy pouted. “My Dan-levels are dangerously low! Mama needs her pick-me-up.”

“You’re starting to get a bit Dan dependent, aren’t you?” Yui teased before snorting. “More like Dan-pendant. Ba dum tss.”

Maddy tried to fight off her giggles. As a cultured woman, she loved bad puns. “Yui! Stop being funny. I’m trying to be annoyed with you! You’ve been on that stupid BP store all morning. I hate that thing.”

Yui smirked. “You’re just mad your recommended perk wasn’t sexy enough.”

“I am!” Maddy shouted while mashing the lobby button in the elevator. “You got the deepthroating duchess perk or whatever, and I got… ugh. Like, it’s cute and all. But maybe I wanted something to wow Dan with. Not fair…”

“There, there.” Yui patted her harem sister on the back. “At least you bought that simple gag reflex one for tonight. He’ll love it.”

Maddy sniffled. “He better. Been practicing all morning, my jaws kinda sore though…”

“That’s because your “Master Sword” is more like a longsword now.” Yui held up her hands in an attempt to mimic the new length of the toy. “I’m pretty impressed you managed what you did.”

Maddy’s face lit up at the compliment. “Cuz I had the best mentor in the world helping me! I can’t wait for tonight. We’re going to blow his socks off!”

As the elevator opened to their destination, Yui bumped her hips with her partner. “Damn right, we will.”

As instructed, the dynamic duo continued through the lobby and toward the dining hall. Nothing was out of the ordinary when they were down here earlier for breakfast, but as they approached, the sound of music and fanfare grew louder and louder.

As they turned the corner, they were instantly greeted by the site of their favorite ginger-headed host. “Annyeong Darlin’s!”

“Uh, bless you?” Maddy turned to her companion and asked. “What did she say?”

Yui raised an eyebrow. “Oh? Asking me cuz I’m Asian?”

“Wha- NO!” Maddy panicked as she tried backpedaling her words. “I didn’t mean it like that, I swear!! I just… I uh..”

Yui giggled as her partner freaked out. “Relax, I’m just fucking with you.”

“Yui…” The younger woman pouted. “Don’t do that…”

“Sorry.” Yui got out one last chuckle before answering Maddy's question. “I think she said hello in Korean. Been a while since I took it in college. And I’m Japanese, in case you were wondering.”

“I knew that!” Maddy shouted, face red with embarrassment. She tried to deflect by pointing back at the grinning ginger. “If anything, she’s the one who said something in Korean at you!”

“Yeppers!” Vanessa cheered. “And I’ll explain why in just a few. We got a few more minutes, so why don’t y’all join the others and hang out for a bit.”

At Vanessa’s words, the two passed her to see Dan chatting away with the unlikely duo of Gabriella and Natalia. One of which was sitting in his lap. The dining hall had been completely remodeled since they last saw it. Gone were all the dining tables to make room for a giant stage covered in colorful and ethnic decorations. On this stage was a long table with multiple seats where Dan and the other girls sat. As the pair got closer, Dan noticed them and moved Gabby into her seat next to him. “Hey, girls! Joining us for the BP Event?”

“Daaaaaaaan!” Maddy darted forward and lept into her boyfriend's lap. “Yui’s been bullying me!”

“Oh?” He raised an eyebrow and looked over to Yui, who made a so-so gesture with her hand. Dan snorted and began lacing his fingers through Maddy’s blue hair. “Did you deserve it?”

She clammed up. “Uhhhhhh. No...”

Dan chuckled along with Gabby while Natalia kept a small smile on her stoic face. The group talked for a few minutes until Vanessa finally walked over. “Alrighty, Darlin’s, y’all ready for the first BP Event?”

Before anyone could answer, Dan wanted to clarify something. “Just to be sure, I can play this one, right?”

“Yep! All BP Events you’ll be able to participate in. No restrictions!” The ginger-headed host affirmed.

Dan nodded with a smile. “Cool. Then yeah, I think we’re ready.”

“Daebak!” Vanessa cheered. “Let me go and-”

“Wait! I’m here!” A voice yelled from outside the hall. Sliding around the corner was a huffing Chloe. “I’m here!”

“Oh good! Glad you could make it, Hun!” Vanessa beamed at the tomboy. “Go ahead and sit with your friends at the table. I’ll be right back with the final preparations. And Maddy, hun, you’ll need to find a seat not named Dan.”

Maddy pouted and shuffled over to an empty seat next to Yui while Chloe nodded and made her way over to her “friends.”

“You’re starting to have a knack for being late, Chloe,” Natalia commented as her roommate sidled up to the table. “That’s what, twice since the competition started?”

The athlete bit back. “Can it, Red. You could have woken me up!”

“Hun, I don’t think a bomb could wake you up,” Nat smirked.

Chloe growled until she looked past the secretary and met her eyes with Dan. She quickly broke the gaze and spoke. “Sup?”

Dan acknowledged her with a nod. “Hey, Stewart.”

The two were silent for a moment before Chloe muttered. “You haven’t gone to the gym yet.”

The man let out a resigned sigh. “Ah shit, you’re right. My routine is so out of whack.”

“Tomorrow,” Chloe spoke up. “I need a spotter.”

“Hm, okay, yeah, sure.” Dan thought for a second before smiling at his former classmate. “I’ll be there.”

“Cool.” Chloe nodded, a small smile edging the corners of her mouth.

Yui whistled in amazement. “Wow, one date, and you’ve already tamed her. Nice Dan.”

Chloe slammed her hands on the table and stood up. “The fuck you say, Twig!?”

“Oh, nothing, nothing. Just admiring how close you got to OUR boyfriend is all…” The petite Asian grinned. “Or perhaps you’re interested in him as well?”

Chloe’s face when red, though Dan couldn’t tell if it was with embarrassment or anger. “The Hell I am! I’m not ga-”

“It’s showtime!” Vanessa interrupted, causing Chloe to slink back into her seat. They watched as hotel employees rolled several trolleys with covered trays onto the stage in front of their tables. “Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the first BP Event of the season!”

Invisible applause broke out, catching the cast off guard once again.

Dan murmured. “Is this also an episode?”

“Duuhhhhh! Everything is, and I mean everything, Darlin’.” Vanessa said with a wink toward him.

Dan paled at the thought of last night's activities being broadcasted. “Wait… you didn’t-”

“As I was sayin’...” Vanessa ignored the young man's plight and continued hosting. “Welcome to our first BP Event. For those new around here, BP Events are little optional challenges that the Master and his girls can compete in to earn extra BP. Quite handy for those who want extra change without putting in time at a job. These events will happen twice a round and will vary in the amount of BP that can be earned. Today we have an interesting challenge that will allow each of our handsome and beautiful contestants to walk away with… 3000 BP each! Holy mackerel, that’s a hefty amount!”

Several contestants now had a competitive glint in their eyes at hearing the amount.

“Now, for this challenge, we’ve taken some inspiration from a popular fad from the far east that some of y’all likely saw on a special Webflix show a while back. Today we’ll be playing… The Dalgona Challenge!” A banner fell from the ceiling as Vanessa ended her proclamation. Then, with the announcement, employees lifted the trays in front of the contestants, revealing a sugar-cookie-like candy with an imprint of a circle in it.

“If you’ve never heard of this Korean children's game, it’s pretty simple. The goal is to remove the imprinted shape from the cookie without breaking it. We’ll provide a needle and a small cup of water for our lovely contestants, but that’s it! No smuggling lighters here!” The host huffed. “Our competition today will consist of three rounds. Each time, the shape will get progressively harder to remove, but with the increased difficulty comes increased reward. If you successfully complete the first round, you’ll get 500 BP. A nice easy start. Then for the second round, you can earn 1000BP. And finally, you can earn an awesome 1500 BP for the third round.”

Natalia chimed in with a question. “So we can earn anywhere from 500 to 3000 BP based on how many of these we properly remove?”

Vanessa nodded. “That’s right! Each round will be independent, meaning you could break the first two shapes but remove the third and still earn 1500 BP. A nice deal, huh!?”

“And we won’t be shot for breaking them, right?” Maddy asked while eyeing the employee’s up and down.

“Heavens, no!” Vanessa gasped. “This game is nice, simple, cute, and fun. Just like me!” The host chuckled while a laugh track played. “Now, any more questions?”

Everyone shook their heads in response. Vanessa smiled and announced the beginning of the competition. “Then let’s get this show on the road. Sijaghada!”

Everyone apart from Yui sat there, confused at the foreign word. Yui looked around and clarified on Vanessa's behalf. “She said begin.”

As everyone got to work inspecting the candy before them, Maddy took some time to recall what the people on that Webflix show did. ‘What did they do again? They kinda just chiseled at it, right? Was there something else other than that a-hole who brought a lighter?’

While she thought about her strategy, several others already made some progress. Natalia and Dan took on the poking strategy, trying to make as many small holes into the outline as possible so that it would tear around it. Meanwhile, Gabby, Yui, and Chloe traced the circle with the needle, hoping it would eventually break around it. Chloe, though, underestimated just how fragile the sugar candy was and broke hers right in half.

“Fuck!” She yelled, almost causing Natalia next to her to do the same. The shout broke Maddy out of her thoughts, and she decided to follow Dan’s suit and poke at it until the circle was free.

The first one to complete the challenge was Yui, followed closely by Dan. Next was Gabby and Maddy who sighed in relief. Then all eyes turned on Natalia, who was still meticulously poking at her cookie.

Chloe groaned in between bites of her broken candy. “Hurry up, Red. Just break it already.”

“Quiet you. Patience makes perfect.” Natalia muttered as she continued to extract her circle. Moments later, her patience proved right, as her circle was perfectly extracted from its encasing. She looked at her roommate with an air of smugness. “See, maybe if you weren’t such a brute, you could have succeeded too.”

Chloe fired back with a middle finger, fueling the secretary’s air of superiority.

Vanessa clapped, signifying the end of the first round. “That’s round 1! Unfortunately, only Chloe won’t get the 500 BP. But don’t let it get you down, Sugar. There are still two more chances! The next round will be a bit more difficult, so let’s see if you all can keep up the momentum!”

Employees quickly emerged and swapped out their plates to reveal the next shape; A five-point star.

With renewed determination, Chloe began to carve out her shape gently this time. On the other end of the table, Maddy continued working away. She already had three points freed from the candy, but the fourth would not come out cleanly. To help get it out, Maddy tried taking small bites out of the candy but made the same mistake Chloe did and used too much ****, breaking the point of the star right off.

“God Damn it…” Maddy wanted to slam her head into the table in frustration but refrained from doing so so that her friends wouldn’t mess up like her. Unfortunately, it was too late for Gabby, who also broke hers this time around. Everyone else got their star out successfully and earned 1000 BP for it.

“Alrighty, Darlin’s. Final round, good luck!” With her words, the final shape was placed in front of them.

Gabby’s face went red. “Uh, isn’t this a…”

Maddy couldn’t help but stand and shout. “That’s a penis!”

“More like a chode.” Yui chortled as she looked at the final shape in the candy. She then raised her cookie and turned toward Dan. “I’m used to handling bigger ones, aren’t I, Dan?”

The vague memory of Yui deepthroating him the first night made the Master slip his hand and break the head right off the shaft. “Damnit, Yui.”

“Oops, sorry. Looks like you’ll have to punish me later, huh?” She teased as she giggled, accidentally breaking her own cookie in the movement. “Ah… Oops.”

Dan laughed. “Serves you right.”

The two laughed about their loss while the other four focused on their penis. Once more, Natalia and Chloe poked and prodded at theirs until it was finally free, while Gabby, on the other hand, unfortunately, broke hers again. This left Maddy as the only one left in the round, and she was struggling.

‘Fuck, the head is totally going to break… what do I do, what do I do!’ Right then, a memory flashed into her mind; A scene of one of the Jellyfish Game contestants licking the back of their candy to soften it up. ‘That’s it!’

Without wasting any more time, Maddy flipped her dick over and began licking the backside of it. All eyes were on her as she “serviced” the penis-shaped candy. The cosplayer was completely oblivious to how erotic it looked from an outsider's perspective and only focused on her goal; Getting this dick free.

“Go, Maddy! You can do it!” Dan cheered her on as Yui clapped along.

Tense music filled the dining hall as Maddy returned to cutting out the soft shape with a needle. Slowly but surely, she outlined the head, then the shaft, and finally the balls. Then as she chiseled the needle to its starting point, the penis was free.

Maddy leapt into the air as every employee began clapping in celebration. “Woo! I did it! I freed the cock!”

“Congratulations, everyone! You all did amazing, especially Natalia, who completed all three shapes without breaking them. Daebak! Thank you all for joining us today. We’ll see you next time!” Vanessa announced before turning to the cast. “Here are y’alls winnings. Don’t spend them all in one place!”

Natalia - 3000 BP

Chloe - 2500 BP

Madison - 2000 BP

Dan - 1500 BP

Yui - 1500 BP

Gabriella - 500 BP

‘This is perfect!’ Plans raced through Natalia’s head. Although, knowing this wasn’t a real competition, Natalia continued to smile. She finally got a win.

“Piece of cake.” Chloe grinned, eying her new funds.

“Damn, I was close. Oh well.” Dan sighed, and he turned toward his friends and lovers. “You girls did amazing, though!”

Gabby looked down. “I didn’t…”

“Hey now, there’s always next time.” Dan comforted her by pulling her back into his lap, instantly causing the small Latina to relax.

“Even with 500 BP, we can go on another shopping spree!” Maddy cheered, though jealous over Gabby’s new seat.

“I guess,” Gabby muttered wryly, not exactly keen on spending so much on clothes. Books or movies maybe, but certainly not clothes.

“In fact… If you want to come, we have a little bit of last-minute shopping.” Maddy said while pulling Yui into a side hug. “I got an amazing idea for tonight that I want to prepare for.”

“Oh? Should I look forward to it?” Dan grinned.

“You better.” A heated gaze traversed between the lovers.

A few moments passed in silence before a hungry stomach made itself known. Dan laughed. “First things first. I’m starving. Do you guys want to get lunch?”

“Works for us,” Yui commented, answering for her partner.

Dan turned to his other side. “How about you guys? Nat, Stewart, want to join us?”

Chloe shrugged. “Sure, I’m dying for some food.”

“I’ll pass this time.” The secretary shook her head and looked at her phone. “I’d like to investigate something.”

Dan nodded. “All good. I’ll see you later then.”

Natalia then left the group, leaving the rest to travel to the hotel’s restaurant, where they ate a large lunch. Chloe quickly took off after eating, followed closely by Yui, Maddy, and Gabby, who left to go shopping.

“Wait in your room tonight. We’ll have a surprise for you…” Maddy whispered in his ear before leaving.

“Don’t keep me waiting.” He winked at his two girlfriends as they dragged Gabby along with their antics.

With nothing else to do, Dan returned to his penthouse and eagerly awaited his “surprise.” He wouldn’t be disappointed.

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